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Spidey
What's up guys?
How's it going?!
Loki
We're doing great
MemeKween
Because....
Harley
It's Wednesday my dudes!
Spidey
All hail the Supreme VineLords and MemeKween!
Wizard
Stark!
How could you let this happen?!
Mr Stark
Don't blame me!
Blame KittyCat!
He left his phone lying around!
KittyCat
It is not my fault!
MemeKween yeeted my phone so she had to fix it!
MemeKween
Guilty as charged...
Wizard
What about the other two?
Stark is responsible for something here!
Mr Stark
I didn't add Loki and Harley!
That was all MemeKween's doing!
Harley
I thought you could tell me what to do?
Mr Stark
Quiet now, young surrogate son of mine!
And, Peter, go to school now or you'll be late.
Spidey
Who's responsible for Loki?
Hawk
I'm happy to be responsible for his disembodiment!
Natalia
Are you sure you don't want to rethink that?
Hawk
°-°
I completely forgive him for all that he has done and blame his brother for his presence here completely!
Natalia
Not quite but good enough.
Spidey
Loki has a brother?!
Loki
ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!
Spidey
Do you not get along very well?
Loki
We struggle but he manages to be just bearable enough to stay alive.
Spidey
YOU'D TRY TO KILL HIM?!
Loki
Never by choice.
I do stab him on occasion though
Spidey
Why isn't your brother on the chat?
Dr Banner
He's not overly fond of technology...
Spidey
Oh well :(
Mr Stark
Kid...
Spidey
Yep...?
Mr Stark
Get the fuck to school now!
Capsicle
Language!
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number, Spidey
FanfictionPeter Parker accidentally texts the Tony Stark. No big deal, right? I do not own the cover. Characters belong to Marvel/Stan Lee/other people that are not me. You know the drill.
