(And thus began the incorrect quotes chapter, babey!!!)
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Marina: *loses Webby in a store, approaches a worker, clearly disheveled* Excuse me ma'am, have you seen my sister!? She's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk!
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Marina: Cecilia is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?
Webby: Punch her in the stomach! Then when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.
Louie: Dump her.
Dewey: Kick her in the shin!
Huey: Maybe just??? Ask her to bend down??
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*at a sleepover*
Antonio: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmellos in my mouth?
Marina: You are a hazard to society,,,
Cecilia: Also a coward, do 20.
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Antonio: I'm so useless.
Cecilia: No you're not!
Cecilia: You can be used as a bad example!
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Gyro: I have this headache that comes and goes
Marina and Fenton: *walk into the lab, being dumbasses*
Gyro: There it is again.
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Marina: I don't even want to talk to her for sure unless I know she's at least bi.
Antonio: I got this *walks up to Cecilia* Hey, what lipstick are you wearing?
Cecilia: Oh, I don't wear lipstick, this is just chapstick!
Antonio: Oh nice!
Antonio: *come back to Marina* gay.
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Dewey: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Huey: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Louie: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Webby: I joined in on the dumb stuff!
Marina: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING DUMB STUFF!
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Lil Bulb: *exists*
Marina: I've met you once, but if anything happened to Baby Bulb, I would kill everyone in this roon, and then myself.
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Marina: *deadpan, intense eyebags, monotone voice* you wouldn't like me before I've had my coffee.
Gyro: That's funny, cuz I don't like you, like, all the time.
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The kids: *sneaking back into the house*
Donald: *spins around in a chair* Where exactly were you?
The kids: with Marina!
Marina: *spins around in another chair* Wanna try again?
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Marina: Wait, are you flirting with me?
Cecilia: I have been since we met, but thanks for noticing.
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Beakley: Webby's at that age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.
Marina: Romance?
Webby: Homicide!
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Donald: Why does the captain of a musical pirate crew want to kill Dewey?
Marina: Becauseeee... they met him?
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Marina: *on the phone* Awe, I'm sorry I can't go to the party. Stress is bad for the baby.
Donald, panicking: What baby!?
Marina: *whispering* me
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Marina: why is your report card oN THE CEILING!?
Louie: You said bring my grades up.
Marina:
Marina: I did say that. Lemme see-
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Webby: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Louie: Killed without hesistation-
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Dewey: How does a duck fart? Through its butt-qwack!
Marina:
Marina: *wheezes*
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Webby: The quickest way to a man's heart is through his fourth and fifth ribs.
Marina: *across the room, looking at her phone* That's my girl.
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Dewey: Chillax!
Scrooge: That's not a word.
Marina: *holding her hand to her heart* sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
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Dewey: Looking back, I have no regrets
Huey: You probably should.
Dewey: Yeah
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Marina: I am at a loss for words!
Louie and Dewey, after doing something dumb: Despite being at a loss for words, Marina continued to yell at us for 20 minutes.
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Cecilia: You're Marina Duck?
Marina: Yup
Cecilia: THE Marina Duck? Kin and faithful ward to Scrooge McDuck?
Marina: No, I'm Marina Duck. I come in bulk, or in 6 packs, in 3 different colors as well.
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Marina: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my crippling self doubt.
Louie: Hmm... Us?
Marina:... You know what, you're right.
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Marina: I feel a strange emotion towards you...
Gladstone: Respect?
Marina: No-
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Marina: *after hearing what Magica did to Lena* There are 1 billion words in the English language, and there are not enough words for me to properly express how much I want to beat her with a chair, and tear her apart... slowly... limb by limb...
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Cecilia: *purposefully trips Marina, before catching her*
Cecilia: Woah, falling for me already?
Marina: *rolls her eyes*
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(AND THAT CONCLUDES THAT! This was fun, hopefully I get to do it again some time!)
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FanfictionMarina Duck is many things. She's the eldest of the Duck siblings and the only niece to Donald Duck. She's fair, just, incredibly loyal, and can be a bit cheeky. But overall, she wants to keep her family safe. But when thrown into a world of high-st...
