Staticky radio noises. Camera fades in on a dim view of the moon
Voice: Come in Blue Command, come in.
Camera fades out to black, then in on a panning view to the right over Blood Gulch
Voice: This is Medical Officer DuFresne. I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?
Camera fades out to black, then in on a daylight view of the moon, slowly panning down
Blue Command: (the audio equivalent of pixilated) Yes dude, hello, can you read me, hello, check one, check two.
DuFresne: Say again, Blue Command. I do not read.
Blue Command: (still pixilated audio effect) Check two. Is this thing on? Hello, hello.
Camera continues to pan down, revealing DuFresne, in purple armor
DuFresne: Blue Command. Please boost your transmission to match communication protocol, Echo, Bravo, -
Blue Command: (bouncy happy music in background from here on out) Yo I hear you, calm down dude, what's going on? Hello, yo, can you hear me, hello.
DuFresne: Uh, roger that Command.
Blue Command: Sorry 'bout that, I was in the elevator, this thing doesn't work so well in there. What's going on dude?
DuFresne: Roger tha... uh... is this Blue Command?
Blue Command: Oh yeah, man, sure, totally! What's goin' on?
DuFresne: You're sure, the Blue Command base.
Blue Command: Hey dude. Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you.
DuFresne: Naw, I know, it's just...
Blue Command: It's just what, dude?
DuFresne: Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue Squad members.
Blue Command: Blood Gulch, huh? Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says... Blood Gulch, bleu bleaou bee ehl, bluoea here we go, Blood Gulch, okay. Says here, you wanna make contact with Private Tucker, ask him about their wounded, dude.
DuFresne: Roger that, any other orders?
Blue Command: Anything else, yeah okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do don't- oh. Okay never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, just uh... you'll be okay, just uh be very careful. That's all.
DuFresne: Great.
Blue Command: Alright then. Well it's out goal here at Blue Base to provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just um, you know call back, say "Dude, I've got some questions, what's goin' on." Over and out.
DuFresne: Okay... Private Tucker...
Cut to the blue guys on the blue base... funny how that works
Tucker: Hey Church, we have a problem.
Church in Lopez but cobalt again: I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like.
Tucker: I'm telling you, he's crazy. He keeps threatening me, and talking in a scary voice.
Caboose: No I didn't.
Tucker: Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present?
Caboose: You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context.
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