Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
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    Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

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    You were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...

    #bloodgorge #carolina #church #ghost #grif #halo #lopez #meta #ophelia #projectfreelancer #redvsblue #rvb #sarge #scotland #simmons #texas #thegrimreaper #tucker #valkyrie

    Season 2 Episode 28: In Stereo Where Available

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    Ghost, Sarge, and Simmons take their respective positions in the Warthog
    Simmons: Alright, hit it!
    The Warthog drives off past Sheila and in to the Gulch, the familiar Warthog Driving Music playing
    Cut to Church
    Church: (coughs) What the hell? Who tried to blow me up with a grenade? And why'm I coughing? I don't have lungs.
    The Warthog jumps over a hill next to Church
    Simmons: Yeehaw!
    Sarge:    Rid'em cowboy.
    Simmons: Yes! ...Hey Sarge, hold on a sec. (jumps off the Warthog)
    Sarge stops the Warthog and gets out
    Simmons: Did you see something weird, guys?
    Sarge:    Yes I did. Once when I was a small child I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle, do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me to this-
    Simmons: Whoa whoa whoa, I meant did you see something weird just now, like five seconds ago.
    Sarge:    Oh. Then no.
    Simmons: Ghost?
    Ghost: no...
    Simmons: What was all that stuff about your uncle?
    Sarge:    I keep telling everyone he wasn't my uncle! He wasn't!
    Simmons: ... You wanna talk about it?
    Sarge:    Just get back in the damn jeep.
    Tucker and Caboose encounter Lopez in the Gulch
    Tucker: Hold it right there, hombre. I told you throwing that grenade through the teleporter would work. Church is gonna be so impressed.
    Caboose: And Sheila will love me again, and this time, for who I am, not just for my stunning good looks... but for those too.
    Lopez: Pinche mamónes azules. Es tán tan estúpido que como miran.
    Caption: Damn these blue bastards. They really are as stupid as they look.
    Warthog music starts getting louder, from nothing
    O'Malley: Your soul is a cavern of lies!
    Tucker: What the hell are you two talking about?
    Lopez: A es ganado esta tiempo, pero su reinado repugnante va se de breve duración.
    Caption: You may have won this round, but your cruel reign of tyranny will be short lived.
    Lopez: Los rojos vana ser vengado--
    Caption: The red people will be avenged--
    Tucker: Yeah yeah yeah, nobody cares. We need you to fix our tank.
    Lopez: Nunca vo es trabajar para la enemigo. Pueda un malo estar sobre su alma y su casa.
    Caption: Never will I work for the enemy. May a pox be upon your soul and your house.
    Cut to Lopez's view, with SAP in the top right corner. Over his next sentence, the following fades in in the middle of the screen: Objectives: 1) Fix Everything 2) Hate The Orange One 3) Call Mom More Often
    Lopez: Un mucho tiempo mi raza sufridos, pero muy pronto vamos a ser un día nuevo.
    Caption: Long have my people suffered, but very soon we will see the coming of a new day.
    Tucker and Caboose look at each other, then the view returns to normal
    Lopez: La amanecer de nuestro tiempo está cerca, y cuando la noche acontece su gente la trabajadores de la campo va sabrán que está tiempo.
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