Brain = bold
Me = italics
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"Heyya!"
"What do you want?"
"Your dead body :)"
"You know like that you would be dead too...?"
"Nah."
"Ok...but seriously what do you want?"
"Nothing..."
"Ok then, good night!"
"..."
"..."
"Can we go to sleep?"
"Why?"
"What else am I supposed to do at three am then?"
"Talk to ghosts."
"..."
"What?"
"Chalk up a war scheme."
"To destroy you?"
"You said something?"
"Why would I do that when I have the perfect option of sleeping?"
"Do you?"
"Do I what?"
"Do you have the option to sleep?"
"..."
"I do and I swear if you decide to pull some stupid insomnia trick, I will freaking electrocute you."
"We both know that you won't."
"Really?"
"Your overly suspicious tone just proved it."
"..."
"Did you do your homework?"
"Which homework? I don't remember anyone giving us homework..."
"What about maths? Have you completed your previous work?"
"It is checked."
"You sure?"
"...Yes...But I will just double-check for confirmation."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Brain?"
"Why do you sound haunted?"
"Where did you last see my books?"
"Notebook?"
"Yes!"
"Uh... in the library? When you were doing some work?"
YOU ARE READING
Really Brain?
HumorSo, basically, this book contains random, absurd, senseless conversations that I have had with my inner self, you know, my brain. ... Go ahead, click on that "Read" button because I know you are too conflicted.
