"OH MA GOSH LOOK HOW CHONKY SONIC IS" Felix having got 36 hours of sleep straight was on a (watermelon) sugar high.
"HE IS CHONKY" And as you can probably agree Jisung is just always high so he is the same
Felix and Jisung were undeniably late for school. Meaning Felix was about to get another detention which after the last detention he wasn't sure if miss bitch would ever want to come in that room again seeing as Felix already did (haha I'm so funny).
"Come on Ji we've been staring at the cat for 4 hours"
"Oh yeah"
The ran out of the house quickly.
"Ji why the fuck did you bring your bike and not the car"
"Um excersize?"
"Oh my gosh" they walked over and Jisung sat on the seat. Felix put his feet on those things that stick out of the tires wrapping his hands around jisungs shoulders "LETS GOOO WOOOOOO"
...
"Felix you are so heavy" Jisung panted hopping off the bike and locking it up
"What nooo" Felix rolled his eyes and made his way into the school.
They walked in to mysteriously find no one in the office.
"Interesting"
They walked around the corridors to find no students in the classrooms either.
"Weird maybe there is an assembly?" Felix turned round and started walking the direction of the main hall.
"What if we walk in and they are all silent or something?" Jisung tugged on Felix's sleeve a little worried
"I'm sure it will be fine, just let's get in"
Quietly Felix pushed open the door and all eyes fell on the pair. Akward.
They walked in slowly and stood at the back. Felix scanned the chairs to see minho and Chan staring at them. Felix had honestly forgot minho even left but looking at both of them they didn't look pleased.
"Yo Jisung is it possible to actually break your back in sex?" Felix whispered to Jisung getting a weird look
"Maybe not your back but your ass could have a problem"
"What if I wanted Chan to fuck me so hard my ass broke? Reckon he'd approve?"
"Felix shut up" Jisung whispered back as they were getting weird looks from teachers.
"What if I wanted it though? And I asked nicely?"
"There's no way he would do that! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK"
"Shhhhhhhhh" Felix grabbed jisungs face and shoved his head behind his back. I need a new best friend or something
"You are so embarrassing"
"I'm embarrassing?!"
"Yes you are- ah" Jisung pushed Felix to the ground causing a large thud to boom through the assembly hall
"That's what you get hoe"
"Dammit Jisung I can't get detention because of you otherwise I'm going to have to go through torture again" Felix rolled his eyes getting up. To be honest he'd forgotten about what the assembly was for, he could just ask Chan.
"Jisung I'm going to fight you later" Felix spoke at normal volume now, going up to Jisung ready to punch him in the face.
"No you aren't" he felt himself get dragged back into someone
