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    You were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...

    #bloodgorge #carolina #church #ghost #grif #halo #lopez #meta #ophelia #projectfreelancer #redvsblue #rvb #sarge #scotland #simmons #texas #thegrimreaper #tucker #valkyrie

    Season 5 Episode 89: The Haystack

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    Fade in to Grif and Simmons in the underground lair, muahahaha... sorry
    Grif:    I heard something that time.
    Simmons:    You didn't hear anything.
    Grif:    There, did you hear that?
    Simmons:    Yes, I heard water dripping.
    Grif:    Sounds like bats!
    Simmons:    Bats, aren't made of liquid. Bats don't drip.
    Grif:    Bat-water!
    Simmons:    There are no bats!
    Grif:    You don't know, what if you're wrong?
    Simmons:    Okay, idiot, let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state of the art, biomechanical body-armour. It's designed to deflect bullets, and absorb explosions. What can a five ounce flying rodent possibly do?
    Grif:    ...So basically you're saying that you think there's bats.
    Simmons:    Sure, why not.
    Grif:    I'm getting the fuck outta here.
    Simmons:    No you're not Grif, we're standing right here. I told Sarge we wouldn't move, and we're not moving.
    Grif:    At least let's go stand by the light.
    Simmons:    No, that would be moving, and thus would violate our strict "no moving" policy.
    Grif:    But the light-
    Simmons:    No.
    Grif:    -would help us see the bats!
    Simmons:    NO.
    Grif:    And their fangs!
    Simmons:    NO!
    Grif:    Hey, you know what else might be in the cave, Simmons? Snakes.
    Simmons:    You're an asshole Grif, why would you bring up snakes?
    Grif:    I'm just saying. I know you don't like Snakes, and snakes do live in caves, and we are in a cave, and snakes like to crawl right up next to people in caves, and then they-
    Simmons:    Alright, screw it, I'm gonna go stand by the light.
    Cut to Blue Base, then to Doc approaching
    Doc:    Okay, I talked to Sheila, you guys were right: she definitely seems a little odd.
    Church:    Yup, so whaddaya think?
    Doc:    I, think she seems like there's something wrong.
    Church:    That's your diagnosis? That's why we sent you down there, man. Because we knew something was wrong.
    Doc:    I'm a medic, what do you want from me?
    Church:    How about fixing her?
    Doc:    Well surprisingly my medical training didn't cover internal combustion.
    Church:    What a shitty medical school.
    Tucker:    Yeah where'd you go, the University of Jamaica?
    Doc:    Oh please, I wouldn't be caught dead on that campus. I went to Jamaica State! Who's Jamaica State's Fighting Irish.
    Church:    That's Notre Dame.
    Doc:    Well since we're international, we don't really have to adhere to the stringent U.S. copyright laws. So-
    Church:    Never mind. Just go back down there, and see if you can reboot Sheila.
    Doc:    Reboot her?
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