Waiter: Hello! What would you like to order today?
Gray: Oh hi! Can I get 2 orders of mozzarella sticks please?
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, we are currently out of mozzarella sticks
Waiter:
Waiter: Sir...please stop crying
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Skydiving instructor: We are not gonna let you jump out of this plane without a parachute
Rufus, wearing a hat with a propeller on top: You gotta trust me man
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Zinc: I'm a total player, you know. I have girls in every corner of the planet!
Aido: The planet is round
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Rei: If you get a computer virus just download another one. They'll kill each other or maybe they'll kiss or something
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Hira: What if our fears are how we died in our past lives?
Atsui, screaming from the other room: I THOUGHT THE MICROWAVE LOOKED FAMILIAR
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Ryouga: If you spell skeletons backwards, it's still skeletons!
Erika: No it's—
Subaru: Man I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
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[Rufus as a doctor]
Rufus: You have to eat healthier
Patient: No
Rufus: The last person who didn' change their diet after I suggested died
Patient:
Rufus: In a plane crash
Patient: That sounds unrelated
Rufus: I'm the one who crashed it. Don' disobey me
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Meredy: Look, I think there's something we should talk about
Gray: I'm not reading the last page of that dinosaur book, I know something bad happens to them
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Rei: Next week has been exhausting
Atsui: what
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Gray, on the phone: Is this 911? I accidentally stepped on a cat's tail and I need to be arrested
Police: We've talked about thi—
Gray: Please just take me away
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Erika: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas
Atsui, taking a sip of his blended toast: Why?
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Rei: Why did you spend your money on this?
Gray, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside they need this
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Mika: Bro, you were so drunk last night
Yuto: No I wasn'
Mika: You started cuttin pineapples at 3 am while yellin "Stop hidin Spongebob! I know you're in there!"
Yuto:
Yuto: Did I find him tho?
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Rei: What would the chef recommend?
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•| The Band Of Seven |•
FantasyThe band of seven are 7 friends that attend the same academy and work together to keep Rave Town safe. They all use different types of magic from elements to vampires and werewolves. But what happens when a certain guy shows up in their town? Who I...
