Season 5 Episode 91: Missed Direction

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Fade in to Tucker wandering around outside the Blue Base

Tucker:    Junior... Junior! Hey Junior, where'd you go?

Junior:    Hooonk.

Caption: <Right here, dad!>

Tucker:    There you are.

Junior is inside the base. Sorry about that, I forgot you weren't watching along

Junior:    Hnnnk!

Caption: <What's up?>

Tucker:    You little rascal.

Junior:    Hnk!

Caption: <What are you going to teach me today?!>

Doc:    (from around the corner) Okay Sister, any other conditions I should know about?

Sister:    Uhm, let's see, you know about all the ways I'm contagious, so I don't know if there's anything...

Tucker walks toward the voices and sees Sister's armor lying on the ground without her in it

Tucker:    Hey, what's going on here?

Sister:    Oh! I'm colorblind.

Doc:    Really? That's weird. But I don't think it'll cause any problems here. Okay, go ahead and bend over.

Sister:    Sure. Like this?

Doc:    Hwhoa, yeah! You're really limber. And in really great shape.

Sister:    Hyeah I am.

Doc:    I'm not playing against you in Twister.

Sister:    Check this out.

Doc:    Wowzers. I didn't even know a leg could bend that far. That is a leg, right? Okay. Oh and by the way, sorry if my hands are cold.

Sister:    That's cool. Sorry my body's a little hot.

Tucker:    Hey do you guys need any help in there?

Sister:    Huh? Is someone spying on us? It
better be Ghost!

Doc:    No, we're good. Hey, Sister? Do you want me to turn up the heat or something? You look like you're...

Sister:    Eh. I'll be okay. Hard nipples won't kill you.

Tucker:    I could just walk around this corner if you need me to. It wouldn't be a problem.

Doc:    We got it! Hey sorry I got you all wet before. I don't even know how that bucket of baby oil got up on that shelf. That was wheird.

Sister:    That's okay, I think it'll actually help. Squeezing these puppies in to the armor can be a little difficult.

Tucker:    Maybe I should just look in there and see if there's anything I can do.

Doc:    No thanks Tucker, maybe they need your help with the tank instead. You'd probably be a lot more valuable out there. What we're doing in here is pretty routine- hey, are you double-jointed?

Sister:    Hyeah.

Tucker:    Great.

Junior:    Hnnk!

Caption: <What's happening!>

Tucker:    Don't rub it in.

Junior:    Blarg?

Caption: <What?>

Cut to Sarge, Simmons and Donut roaming the vast underground cave

Simmons:    Come on, Grif should be right over here.

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