Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 5 Episode 93: Biting The Hand

Fade in to Church

Church:    You can't just show up here and start bossing people around, Tex. Bossing people around is my job. I put in the time.

Tex:    I had to leave, I found Wyoming.

Church:    Yeah, Tucker told me, what happened?

Tex:    I though I tracked him back to O'Malley. But, by the time York, Ghost, and I got there-

Church:    York- your old freelancer buddy? Was Carolina with him?

Tex:    She was already dead.

Caboose:    And what about Bermuda?

Church:    That's not a State, dumbass.

Caboose:    Portland?

Church:    Shut up!

Tex:    But he still had Delta.

Church:    Delta; the A.I.? How? I thought they took them- wait a minute wait a minute, how was he even still alive? Aren't we hundreds of years in the future?

Tex:    I thought it was because of his armor. You know all the freelancer suits had some kind of enhancement.

Church:    Right, like your invisibility.

Caboose:    And, horrible meanness.

Church:    Hno dude, that's all natural.

Tex:    York's was some kind of healing mechanism. It would help him recover from wounds in battle. I thought it might have kept him alive all these years. But after I found Wyoming, I knocked him out and downloaded logs from his helmet. There's somethin' going on Church, with a lot of people working against us.

Church:    Well what did Wyoming say when he woke up?

Tex:    He didn't, before I could interrogate him, he teloported away. One second he was there, and the next he was gone.

Caboose:    What about the second after that?

Tex:    Can I kill him?

Church:    No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food. So, Wyoming's armor lets him teleport?

Tex:    I don't think so. I think someone grabbed him from somewhere else.

Church:    How is that possible? The only technology I know that could do that is- ...Wait a minute. Each freelancer had an enhanced suit of armor and an A.I., right?

Tex:    Right.

Caboose:    Right.

Church:    Your armor was invisibility, and your A.I. was Omega.

Tex:    Right.

Caboose:    Wrong. Oops, missed that one, can we go back?

Church:    What was Wyoming's A.I.?

Tex:    Gamma.

Church:    Huughh. I gotta make a phone call.

Cut to O'Malley's old base, with the sound of a phone ringing

Gary:    hello.

Church:    Hello, this is Church Gary. Or should I call you Gamma. Have you been lying to us?

Gary:    lying is such a shisno concept. i mean human concept

Church:    You're a computer, I thought computers can't lie.

Gary:    they can if they are programmed to lie.

Church:    Were you programmed to lie?

Gary:    ... no...