Main Man Malfoy 🤠🍏🐍
9:53 AM
JOVANNI KEPLER ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND
always have been actually,,
that groupchat is literally 50% gryffindor
if you havent noticed
WHAT
NO
the santorio siblings, ashcloud, weasley, longbottom
that's out 5 of 8
andrew's a hufflepuff
4 out of 8
THAT'S STILL HALF
ARE YOU BLOODY MAD
draco
honestly
you're my best friend in the entire world but you
also have such a terrible superiority complex
you're so soft for a slytherin
have i told you that
a lot, frankly 😠😠😠
anD IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ARENT 🙄
NOT IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE
you happen to be part of the select few
fEEL SPECIAL KEPLER 😠😤🔫🔪🤬
i do actually 🥰
now pls stop yelling im babie 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
geez 🤦🏼♂️
fine
but really jo,,
did u rlly have to make that chat?
just so you can join a bandwagon parkinson started?
PARKINSON STARTED THE GROUP
CHAT BANDWAGON?!?!
of course she did
yknow,,,
her and her means of gaining popularity
AND I JOINED THE BANDWAGON?!
WHY DIDNT YOU STOP ME
🤬🤬🤬🔪🔪🔫🔫😠😠😠😠
YOU KIND OF DIDNT GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO
i hate you
whatever
ugh parkinson can rlly go shat herself 😤
you already made the chat jo
so what do you plan to do now
it's not like i can end it
they dont want me to
well dont expect me to talk much
it's basically gryffindor territory 😑
they're really cool when you get to know them draco
trust me 🤠
when'd you even find the time to meet them
we're together like 24/7
first of all, that's false 😳✋🏼
cut it down to like 12 to 17/7 maybe
idk you do the math
you're the smart one
im too lazy to
but i get your point
i was exAGGERATING
second of all, i met them in second year
when you were so busy with quidditch
and we hung out a lot last year when
you were busy with your prefect shit
aw man im so sorry jo
i didnt mean to push you away 🥺
OH NO HEY
YOU DIDNT
ITS FINE
i like getting to know people 🥰
and you gained a lot of good experiences from those!
besides,,
im not mutually exclusive like you
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
youre the smart one you should know
i know what it means dimwit 🙄
good to know fartface
i really do hate you sometimes kepler
hate you too malfoy 🥰
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