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9:05 PM
pikapika
who are yall

INOSUKE-SAMA
???
who is this

kamaboko
umm... there's only four of us here...

INOSUKE-SAMA
can you count?? there's me, you, and "pikapika". that's three.

me
um-

pikapika
who are you guys???

INOSUKE-SAMA
can't you tell by my name?
im the boar king of the mountains, inosuke! B)

kamaboko
inosuke, did you make this? it's tanjiro, by the way.

INOSUKE-SAMA
...
who's that?

pikapika
OH!! inosuke, tanjiro, it's only you!
then who's the fourth person?
don't tell me...

kamoboko
inosuke-

pikapika
NEZUKO CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

kamaboko
that's not nezuko, she's sleeping right now.
                                                                                      
me
who's nezuko chan?
who even are you guys??

INOSUKE-SAMA
do not speak so informally to the king of the mountains.

kamaboko
inosuke, you're the last person i want to hear that from.

INOSUKE-SAMA
SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!!

pikapika
who even made this chat? why are we here?
oh no.

kamaboko
what??

pikapika
what if the fourth person is a stalker or something?

INOSUKE-SAMA
OH YOU'RE DEAD, YOU STALKER.

me
stalker?? i swear on my life that i have
no idea who you guys are.
i also swear on my life that i'm not a stalker.

INOSUKE-SAMA
sounds like something a stalker would say.

me
I-

kamaboko
calm down, inosuke. what's your name, fourth person?

me
i'm (f/n) (l/n). should i... know you        
guys or something?

pikapika
wait.... (f/n)?

me                                                           
... yeah?                     
do i know you? sorry, i didn't get your name.

pikapika
wait... you're THAT (f/n)??                                                  

me                                    
bRUH WHO ARE YOU??

INOSUKE-SAMA
looks like we have two stalkers on our hands..

kamaboko
shush, inosuke.
zenitsu, you know them?

me
wait... zenitsu?

pikapika
YES!! do you remember me??

me
umm... i recognize that name from somewhere..

pikapika
HEY!!! TANJIRO, INOSUKE, DO YOU HEAR THAT??
my overwhelming presence has left a lasting impression
on a lovely girl!

INOSUKE-SAMA
oh, so it's a girl.