Something Fishy is Going On

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Harley
I have been betrayed.

Spidey
Abandoned.

MemeKween
Forgotten.

Loki
Left to die.

Harley
These irresponsible adults would have us starve rather than provide us with the nutritional meals we require!

Spidey
And now they must pay.

Capsicle
What? Natasha and I cook every day except weekends!

Mr Stark
Yeah Saturday is shawarma night and nobody complains about that!

Capsicle
And Sundays are meant to be someone different cooking.

Mr Stark
Isn't it my week for that?

Frostbite
Oh no.

Mr Stark
Hey! Watch it, snowflake! I'll have you know my culinary skills are second to none!

Spidey
They really have forgotten haven't they?

Harley
It would seem so...

Loki
I do believe that the good captain accepted responsibility for our meals...

Shuri
I expect he shall soon regret that...

Natalia
Kids, I'm sure he has a perfectly reasonable excuse for forgetting

Silver
Not really. He hasn't been busy or had a mission in a while. Wanda, can you detect any emotional distress or any valid excuse as to his neglect?

Scarlet
None at all.

Natalia
Well then...
Let's get him.
Penguin, you in?

Hawk
Sure
Just as long as I'm on the side of the demon spawn this time

Spidey
Plotting begins in 5 minutes, in the main vent intersection.

KittyCat
Whatever it is, do not make me come for Shuri after it.
I am sick of having to take care of her messes.

Wizard
Agreed.
It's like you forget I have a life outside of this fanfiction.
























After much plotting...




















"So, everyone understands the plan?" Natasha checks.
"Yep!" Peter chimes in, "Wanda makes sure he stays asleep. Pietro scouts ahead. Loki makes a portal to get us there. The rest of us help carry him because too much magic could get the witch doctor involved. Then Harley and Loki add their artistic touches while Shuri and I write a note. You supervise the whole thing to make sure we don't get arrested or do anything stupid." Everyone nods in agreement, evil smirks forming on their faces.

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