Wrong Number, Spidey

Truth and Traumas

14

After a brief discussion, Peter, Pepper, Tony, Natasha, and the eavesdroppers decided it would be best to tell the rest of the Avengers later, and with them all together. When the idea of telling everybody individually was suggested, Harley interjected with an, "Ain't nobody got time for that shit!" and the idea was shut down.

They choose to gather the Avengers for a family dinner and tell them then. Peter was the one who had to invite everyone; the dinner was to take place tomorrow night and even if they have plans nobody can say no to Peter.

Spidey
Hey guys!
Can you all come for dinner tomorrow at 8pm?

Mr Stark
7pm.
You are a growing Spiderling, you need your sleep.

Spidey
But...
I'm not...
...
Fine.
Tomorrow. 7pm. Dinner. Tower.
Got it?
Can you all make it?

Natalia
Of course, Pyotr!

Hawk
Yep, I'll drop by!

Mr Stark
Sure thing, Underoos

Scarlet
I'll be there, Ребенок Паук!

Silver
I can run over

Harley
I don't know...
I'm pretty busy really: speech for MIT, then there's that TED Talk, oh, and dinner with the president and the Queen of Corgis

Tiny
I'll bee there, and I'll bring Antony!

Dr Banner
Yeah.
Yeah, I can make it

Capsicle
Wouldn't miss it, kid

Frostbite
I'm sure Steve would drag me there even if I didn't want to go

Wizard
I can come, so long as Stark isn't Stark.

Pigeon
I'll go too.

MemeKween
It would be an honour to dine with you, My Lord

KittyCat
I will come to supervise Shuri...

Loki
I'm currently imprisoned.

Spidey

Loki what did you do?!

Mr Stark
Please don't be anything evil!

Loki
I stabbed Thor again.
He really had it coming.

Spidey
What did he do this time?

Loki
He told me about the jails for children you have on Earth.

Harley
That's not that bad!