(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Sav'saaba everyone. It's all nice and peaceful here.
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Hey what's new over there!
Urbosa: Oh nothing really
Daruk: I can sense that smile behind your screen. You can't lie to me!
Urbosa: Well... I turned a squad of Yiga warriors into mincemeat. I've never felt such satisfaction in killing.
Daruk: Gee uh... maybe I should've...
(Revali is back online)
(Link is back online)
Daruk: Yo guys! What's up?
Revali: Me.
Daruk: ???
Urbosa: Oh ignore him. Miss feather cheeks here must be upset.
Daruk: Miss...? Oh yeah... I remember now. How's your house coming along Rev?
Revali: I HAVE TO LIVE IN MY MOTHER'S HOUSE AGAIN
Urbosa: Aww, momma's boy really likes her sweet cookies and milk?
Revali: SHE ORDERS I MAKE MY BED EVERY MORNING
Urbosa: Sheesh. Talk about lazy on a whole new level.
Daruk: Why is he even a Champion?
Urbosa: Bribe. Apparently the King "liked" Revali during the election. By the way, when are doing your ceremony Link?
Link: Next week... kinda nervous about... you know... being a Champion.
Daruk: Just think of it as a title really, nothing more to it.
Urbosa: He's right. Were really only here whenever Ganon will return.
Revali: Or to feed him to the Moblins
Link: Touchy.
Revali: I heard they recently developed a taste for sizzled Hylian.
Link: And I heard Hylians can eat any bird as long as it's cooked.
Revali: ...
Urbosa: Ooh, busted.
Daruk: Hey guys... doesn't it feel a bit... like something is missing here?
Urbosa: Revali's usual stupidity? I'm sure it'll kick in soon.
Revali: Damn you woman.
Daruk: No... more like someone...
Link: .....
Urbosa: Meaning..... MIPHA!!!
Revali: Aka "Sushi Roll"
Urbosa: SHUT UP YOU BANANA FREAK, NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT ABOUT MY SWEET MIPHA
Daruk: O.O
Revali: Mhm.
Link: Um...... what are you going to do..?
Urbosa: Add her back. She's online anyway and must be lonely too.
Link: But-
Urbosa: And I'm getting the Princess here too.
Revali: For once, this drunk bastard actually has a brain
Daruk: Yeah....
(Urbosa added Mipha back to Champions Hangout)
(Mipha is back online)
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
