Min Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password.
But little did he know he texted the wr...
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🌼༄ This book has NO smut. So feel free to leave if you are horny. But all the ships in this book are gay though.
🌼 ༄ This is a Top Hoseok and Bottom Yoongi fanfiction. Please do not come at me. I just like fluffy and bottom Yoongi. I never meant to sexualise anything.
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Hoesuck 💦 WTF!
Hoesuck💦 WHY IS THERE NO WIFI HERE!!?
Hoesuck💦 MY PORN IS STOPPED!! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE WIFI!! I WAS ABOUT TO NUT WHEN IT STOPPED AND THE LOADING SYMBOL CAME UP!! NOW MY TAP WONT WORK!!
Jungthot👅 Name a person who is more hornier than you, I'll veet my eyebrows
Hoesuck 💦 THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT! WHY IS THERE NO WIFI?!
Jungthot 👅 Chill, dude. I think we reached our limit. But how are you texting without wifi?
Hoesuck 💦 I HAVE FEW MOBILE DATA TO TEXT! BUT I CAN'T WATCH PORN WITH IT! IT'S SLOW AS FUCK! WHAT DO I DO?! EVEN IF I CAN WATCH THE VIDEO THE QUALITY IS SHIT!! THE HOLES ARE NOT CLEAR!!
Jungthot 👅 Jesus fuck! Your genitals needa chill!
Hoesuck 💦 OMG! I NEED SOME NETWORK ASAP!!
Jungthot 👅 Well it's your fault. It's your turn to pay for the wifi this time. I'm done paying for your wifi. Why do I deserve this for rooming with you?
Hoesuck 💦 Please! Can you pay this one time?!
Jungthot 👅 Absolutely not. Why should I waste my money for you to release sperms?
Hoesuck 💦 THIS LOADING SIGN MAKES MY HEAD SPIN! OMG! PLEASE KOOK!
Jungthot 👅 No no. I'm not paying this time.
Hoesuck 💦 I'll buy you pizza!
Jungthot 👅 You can buy me pizza but can't pay for your wifi?
Hoesuck 💦 Well, my PayPal account is glitching. So I have to go in person to pay
Jungthot 👅 Then where do you buy pizza? Your bathroom sink holes? Bitch!
Hoesuck 💦 I WILL BUY YOU PIZZA TOMORROW I PROMISE! JUST THIS ONE TIME! PAY FOR THE WIFI!
Jungthot 👅 Is you still hard, man? after all this conversation?
Hoesuck 💦 Not exactly...?
Jungthot 👅 Then the fuck?
Hoesuck 💦 Well, I watched half of the video. Now I want to know if the pizza delivery guy gets laid or not
Jungthot 👅 IT'S A PORN VIDEO FFS! EVERY PIZZA DELIVERY GUY GETS LAID!! THATS THE UNIVERSAL FACT!
Hoesuck 💦 I refuse to believe that
Jungthot 👅 I refuse to pay for your wifi then
Hoesuck 💦 PLEASE KOOKIE! I NEED TO FINISH THE VIDEO!! IT'S MIN YOONGI'S VIDEO!
Jungthot 👅 No means No. And I'm sick of you obsessing over that pornstar
Hoesuck 💦 PLEASE!
Hoesuck 💦 OMG! I'M GETTING THE NEIGHBOR'S WIFI!!!!
Jungthot 👅 Dude, you can't steal Jimin's wifi
Hoesuck 💦 Ima ask for his password! Besides, I feel like we will be friends soon
Jungthot 👅 *Facepalms*
Hoesuck 💦
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Hoesuck 💦 Which one is him?!
Jungthot 👅 Definitely that Legend one
Hoesuck 💦 Thank you! Now send me Jimin's number!
Jungthot 👅 Don't ask me. I'm not a part of this
Hoesuck 💦 Give me his number!
Jungthot 👅 Don't you have it?
Hoesuck 💦 NO I DON'T!
Jungthot 👅 Jeez, ok. Here you go, 8253819162. Leave me out of this
