Chapter || 04

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Hoesuck 💦
Hey...

Hoesuck 💦
There has been a misunderstanding 👉👈

Unknown
Oh you again. The porn guy

Hoesuck 💦
Excuse me. The porn guy? Can't it be the WiFi guy?

Unknown
Actually makes sense. Because there is someone else who is the porn guy

Hoesuck 💦
Anyway I'm half sorry

Unknown
Half? Wot?

Hoesuck 💦
Yeah, I'm only sorry for the misunderstanding. You are a mean hooman bean. So I'm only half sorry

Unknown
I'm barely even a human being

Hoesuck 💦
Oh then I'm not sorry at all

Unknown
See now you're the person who is not being a human here. Not apologising for texting a stranger asking for his WiFi password

Hoesuck 💦
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE A STRANGER!

Unknown
For which you should be sorry for

Hoesuck 💦
Ugh! Sorry

Unknown
Fully sorry?

Hoesuck 💦
Fully sorry! Bitch! You really get on my nerve?

Unknown
Trillions of nerves. Which one?

Hoesuck 💦
Every single one!

Unknown
Shame. I thought it's your bundle of nerves down there

Hoesuck 💦
I seriously don't know how to talk to you

Unknown
Bold of you to assume I will be surprised

Hoesuck 💦
Jesus Christ! Text like a normal person for once!

Unknown
Dude, I am normal. You need help

Hoesuck 💦
The fuck!? Why?!

Unknown
You've been passive aggressively typing since the beginning. Calm down

Unknown
Jesus Christ! You really need to text like a normal person

Hoesuck 💦
That's it! Bye!

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