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Blyke: I have a joke for you guys

Blyke: Why did Adele cross the road?

Blyke: To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDDDEEEEEEE

Blyke: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seraphina: Dude wtf

Remi: Ignore him he drank an entire bottle of Sprite

Remi: One of the big ones

Seraphina: Oof

Seraphina: Sorry you have to deal with him

Blyke: WASN'T MY JOKE GOOD THO

Elaine: No

Blyke: Harsh

John: I have a game for everyone

John: jfksdlfjewiosdds

John: Find the message

John: hello?

Isen: Chill I was trying to find your freaking message

Seraphina: Same, I give up

Seraphina: What is it

John: The message is...

John: THERE IS NO MESSAGE PSYCH

Seraphina: John. You are dead. Like roadkill.

John: Oh no I'm so terrified oh no... *screams and faints like a victorian lady*

Blyke: How does jfksdlfjewiosdds say 'there is no message psych'

Blyke: I don't get it

John: Bro

John: *facepalms*

Blyke: ?

Remi: Don't even try John it's not worth it

Elaine: I think Blyke is on druggies hun

Elaine: Remi, are you sure the only thing you gave him was Sprite?

Remi: Honestly, at this point? No

Seraphina: We all know who the real person on drugs here is

Seraphina: Arlo

Seraphina: Only drugs eff a person up that much

Arlo: Excuse me, I'm the least likely to take drugs here

Arlo: I put my bet on John

Elaine: Mmm, yeah, 'cause he's angry all the time

John: eXcUse mE????

John: I'm angry all the time because y'all are **sholes

Arlo: Yeah, yeah, yeah

Arlo: Excuses, excuses

Arlo: The REAL thing that we all know is that you need a therapist

Remi: Or a snickers bar

Blyke: yOuR'E nOt You wHen yOu'rE hUngRy

Elaine: Or hair gel

Isen: Yeah, bring back the gel

Remi: But but but

Remi: John looks 10,000% more fine without it

Seraphina: Oh yeah true

Seraphina: I say keep the no-gel state

Elaine: Seraphina be like, 'I'm willing to keep the anger issues as long as John looks hotter than normal' lmao

John: Ooooh I'm flattered you think I'm hot?

Remi: Hotter than Arlo, at least

John: Well that's not much of a compliment

Arlo: Pardon?

John: No denying Asslo, the ladies think that I'm hot and you're not

Arlo: You little sh*t

Blyke: OH DAYUM THE DAY HAS COME

Remi: ARLO CURSED?! THE ARLO?!?!?!?!

Isen: *screenshotting pictures of the message*

Seraphina: Holy mother of satan my mind has been blown

Arlo: ...

Arlo: I'm done

*Arlo left the chat*

John: Lol nope

*John added Arlo back into the chat

John: You're not getting out of this biotch

John: SUFFER

Arlo: F*ck you

Isen: TWICE IN 30 SECONDS

Remi: MY WIG IS IN THE RAFTERS

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