-Haneul POV-
*'Side Hoes'*
Haneul:
Can someone go to target
with me after school
Soomin🤠:
can't, going out with dae-hyun
Namjoon✨:
I'd love to :)
Jimin🐝:
Im down
Haneul:
It would be nice if not too
many of us go though
Yeonha🥀:
Can you buy something for
me then
Taehyung🍑:
What are you guys buying
Haneul:
Yes yeonha, let me know what
you want after school
Yeonha🥀:
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Haneul:
And Tae, I need to buy supplies
for the literature project and for
halloween
Jinnie:
You don't need someone to
drive you?
Haneul:
No thanx Jin, I'm not trying
to get kicked out of another
store
Yongles:
lets be real you're still
getting kicked out
Hobi☀️:
If someone did drive them,
they would end up without a
car
Junglebook:
it's kinda crazy how chaotic
we actually are, like it's not
even funny how destructive
we become when together
Jimin🐝:
In my opinion its mostly
haneul
Haneul:
No ;ㅇ;
Soomin🤠:
she's literally the most
innocent here
Junglebook:
is she really tho
Hobi☀️:
Her innocence is exactly
what's dangerous about her.
Thanks to that she doesn't
realize when she's doing
something stupid
Taehyung🍑:
haneul the accidentally
dangerous woman
Namjoon✨:
That actually makes a lot of
sense :0
Yongles:
so you're saying she isn't
sinful by fault and is actually
kind of free of guilt
Haneul:
iM DEFINITELY SINLESS,
I'M A VIRGIN I PROMISE
Jimin🐝:
Haneul ill be going home
with you tonight
Do you still have those viagra
pills, we could use them if you
want ;)
Haneul:
•o•
2.5 hours later
Yeonha🥀:
Have you guys arrived yet?
Haneul:
Yup :)
Namjoon✨:
What do you need us to buy
Yeonha?
Yeonha🥀:
oh I just need some tampons
Soomin🤠:
yikes that sucks
Haneul:
I gotchu sweetie, what size
Yeonha🥀:
The largest you could find
Junglebook:
that sounds scary and
painful D:
Soomin🤠:
how would you know
Jimin🐝:
Jungkook and i stole some
from haneul's backpack and
stuck them up our nose in 7th
grade
Jinnie:
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Junglebook:
the scary part is that they
were labeled as small and were
still painful to remove
Taehyung🍑:
so haneul has a tiny asshole
while yeonha has a large one
Soomin🤠:
ew that's not how it works
Haneul:
😭
Jimin🐝:
Welp namjoon is officially gay
Hobi☀️:
What makes you say that?
Jimin🐝:
He just massaged a
mannequin's muscles
Yongles:
can you blame him? the
females arms are thicker
than mine
Haneul:
It was a male mannequin ㅠㅠ
Jinnie:
Yikes 😬
Yeonha🥀:
I think you guys should stop
texting and focus on not
destroying the store
For the safety of others
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