5 seconds of summer.

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- Luke -

luke_is_a_penguin: sorry i haven't texted you all day i've been busy

insomniashton: doing?

luke_is_a_penguin: you'll find that out later. (;

insomniashton: whyyyyy doooo iiii haveeee toooooo waitttttt

luke_is_a_penguin: bc waiting is an important thing that you'll be doing all your life

insomniashton: suck my dick you meanie

luke_is_a_penguin: is that an invitation?

insomniashton: haha very funny <sarcasm>

luke_is_a_penguin: i wasn't kidding

insomniashton: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

luke_is_a_penguin: me when i see your booty

insomniashton: when you see my lack of

luke_is_a_penguin: shut up GB

insomniashton: GB?

luke_is_a_penguin: ghetto booty

insomniashton: #StopLuke2014

luke_is_a_penguin: twerk for me

insomniashton: through a laptop are you stupid or something

luke_is_a_penguin: twerk for me next time you see me

insomniashton: i can't twerk

luke_is_a_penguin: why not?

insomniashton: i'm half irish

luke_is_a_penguin: no you're not

insomniashton: yes i am

luke_is_a_penguin: how???

insomniashton: genetics probably

luke_is_a_penguin: why have you never told me that you're half irish??

insomniashton: it's a sensitive topic

luke_is_a_penguin: well why can't irish people twerk

insomniashton: they shouldn't

luke_is_a_penguin: tell that to niall horan

insomniashton: whatever don't bring my baby into this

luke_is_a_penguin: i'm hurt

insomniashton: <333

luke_is_a_penguin: </333

insomniashton: shut up and give me a band

luke_is_a_penguin: i'm sending you a link to this one band i know you've never heard it

I got the link to a YouTube video Michael, Calum, and I made. We made a cover of a song. Not my first choice song, but Michael and Calum chose it.

insomniashton: you didn't

luke_is_a_penguin: i did. i heard they're looking for a drummer too (hint hint)

insomniashton: i happen to know a guy (((:

insomniashton: no offence but you guys picked a shitty song

luke_is_a_penguin: i had no pick in the song

insomniashton: and why have you never told me how well you can sing???

luke_is_a_penguin: "it's a sensitive topic"

insomniashton: shut up

luke_is_a_penguin: now come over so we can work on a video with our new drummer!!

insomniashton: yes, sir. on my way.

luke_is_a_penguin: good. hope you like the song Teenage Dirtbag!!

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