Risa: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Nobuo: You're a hazard to society
Nari: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Aera: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Risa: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Agnes: Tackle him.
Katsuki: Dump him.
Nari: Kick him in the shin.
Oikawa: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Katsuki: I'm not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.
Oikawa: *walks in*
Katsuki: Oh look, there it is again.
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Risa: Are you in love with Nobuo?
Kaede: ....No
Risa: Then why do you draw 'N+K' everywhere?
Kaede: It stands for...no kidding...
Risa: Uh-huh okay.
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Risa working at Applebee's: Hi welcome to Applebee's. Would you like apples or bees?
Nikko: B-Bees?
Risa: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Nikko: W-Wait—
Nari: *comes in with a jar of bees*
Nikko: WAIT
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Agnes: What are friends with benefits?
Mad Dog: ...A very special type of friends...
Agnes: Like us?
Mad Dog: *chokes on air*
Makki and Mattsun: *laughing in the background*
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Nari: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nikko: I don't know, why?
Nari: To get to the house of the dumbass. Knock knock.
Nikko: Who's there?
Nari: The chicken.
Nikko: liSTEN HERE YOU MOTHERFU-
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Risa: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Akira: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Kaede: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Nari: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Nobuo: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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*Future Risa and Future Katsuki hanging out*
Katsuki: Why would you give a knife to a child??
Risa: Shou felt unsafe.
Katsuki: Now I feel unsafe!
Risa: I'm sorry...Would you like a knife?
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