Isen: John don't even with me
Isen: Just because we left school doesn't mean that this is ending
John: LIAAAARRRR
Remi: What's going on here, guys?
John: Isen's lying
Isen: Am not
John: Are too
Isen: Am not
John: Are too
Isen: Am not
John: Are too
Isen: Am not
John: Are too
Seraphina: Okay, enough
Seraphina: So what's Isen lying about?
Isen: More like 'what's John lying about'
Seraphina: Okay then
Seraphina: What's John lying about?
Isen: He says he's taller than me
John: BECAUSE I AM MF
Isen: NO I'M TALLER
Elaine: *facepalms*
Elaine: You guys are so immature
Elaine: I think my five year old cousins had this exact discussion
Seraphina: Lmao I know right
Remi: John, how tall are you?
John: 5'11"
John: Or 180 cm
Blyke: Oof sorry my dude
Blyke: Isen's actually taller
John: WHAT NO
Remi: Yeah, Isen's 6'0"
Elaine: Dayummmm Isen's tall
Seraphina: *whispers* hot
Isen: HAHA JOHN
Isen: SIKE B*TCH
Isen: TOLD YOU
Isen: PLUS YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED ME HOT
Remi: If it makes you feel any better, it's only 3 cm, John
John: Stilllllllllll
John: And Isen, she's not my girlfriend
Elaine: But you wish she was *wink wink*
John: ...
Elaine: Wait
Elaine: Remi and Blyke, how did you guys know how tall Isen is
Remi: Blyke and Isen also had this fight, so we measured them
Remi: Blyke is 5'10"
John: HA SHORTIE
Blyke: Shut up
Blyke: You're only 2 cm taller than me
Isen: But I'm 5 cm taller than you
Isen: EAT THAT HAHA
Blyke: Whatever
Remi: Elaine, how tall are you?
Elaine: IDK actually
Remi: Oh ok
Remi: Wbu Sera?
Seraphina: 5'6" I think (168 cm)
Remi: And Arlo?
Arlo: 6'3"
Arlo: 190 cm
Remi: Lol Sera love how you called Isen's height 'hot,' but not Arlo's, which is three inches taller
Seraphina: Arlo is about as hot as a sphinx cat's *ss
Arlo: Offended
Remi: Except to Elaine of course hehe
Elaine: Oh shut up
Remi: Not denying it
Elaine: ANYWAY
Elaine: Why were you collecting heights, Remi?
Remi: Oh just curious
John: Results?
Remi: Arlo is the tallest, at 6 foot 3, or 190 cm
Remi: Then Isen, at 6 foot, or 183 cm
Remi: Then John- 5 foot 11, 180 cm
Arlo: Ha I'm a whole 10 cm taller than you John
John: Stfu Arlo
Remi: The next is Blyke, at 5 foot 10, or 178 cm
Remi: Then it's Sera- 5 foot 6, or 168 cm
Remi: Finally, me, at 5 foot 5, or 165 cm
Elaine: AW REMI YOU'RE SO SMOL
Remi: But fierce hehehe
Isen: You know
Isen: I feel like shorter/smaller things are usually fiercer because of their smaller size
Seraphina: ??? Examples please
Isen: Tiny dogs like those little white fluffy yapping ones or chihuahuas
Blyke: Or wasps and flies
Arlo: Or John
John: JASDKFJS IT'S ONLY FOUR INCHES
Arlo: Still
Arlo: Four inches is four inches
John: Shut up, Q-TIP
Seraphina: Pffffft
Seraphina: Q-Tip
Elaine: Ooooh Arlo's just like Kousuke
Remi: ???
Elaine: The guy from that WEBTOON
Elaine: I Love Yoo
Elaine: Reason 1: They both always have a resting b*tch face
Elaine: Reason 2: They're both kinda jack*sses
Elaine: Reason 3: They're both in positions of power/leadership
Elaine: Reason 4: They're both really uptight
Elaine: Reason 5: They both have (an) earring(s) that you wouldn't expect someone like them to have (because Kousuke only has one)
Elaine: And now, they both have the nickname Q-Tip
Remi: Omg so trueeee
Arlo: Q-Tip is NOT a nickname
Arlo: It's not going to be a thing
John: Says who?
Seraphina: Yeah
Seraphina: All in favor of 'Q-Tip' being Arlo's unofficial second nickname, besides Asslo of course?
John: AYYYYE MATEY
Isen: Aye
Blyke: AYE
Remi: Aye
Elaine: Aye
Seraphina: Arlo/Asslo, I hereby dub thee... Q-Tip
Arlo: ...Thanks a lot.
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UnOrdinary Group Chat
FanfictionWhat would happen if you put the main UnOrdinary characters in a single group chat? *The idea for UnOrdinary is all uru-chan's! There might be some mild cursing, but I bleeped it all out with asterisks.
