#3 - THE COOKIE WAS INNOCENT

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Based on a suggestion by ThePsychoticAs1an and set while Carmen and Gray are still at VILE...

Tigress & Blacksheep are bickering

Tigress: You. Hah you could never take me on

Blacksheep: Is that a challenge? *smirks*

Tigress: It's on

Tigress: *Lunges with claws out towards Blacksheep*

Blacksheep: *Dives out of the way*

Tigress loses balance and slides forward as Blacksheep flips backwards and lands on the table.

Crackle enters, eating cookies...

Crackle: Woah what's going on here

Tigress: Look Blacksheep, your boyfriend's come to save you.

Carmen jumps off the table, kicking Tigress straight in the face

Crackle: Looks like someone forgot to protect the face...

Tigress: Aaaaaaaah..!!! You think your so funny do you..??!?

Tigress grabs the half eaten cookie out of Gray's hand, chucks it on the floor and stomps on it.

Crackle: Why are you targeting the cookie . THE COOKIE WAS INNOCENT...

They continue fighting and eventually manage to travel all the way to the VILE lounge...

Crackle: Okay ladies, this is getting slightly out of hand now.

Tigress: SHUT UP

Blacksheep: Gray, don't interfere

Blacksheep grabs a lamp and chucks it at Tigress who ducks out of the way resulting in it catapulting towards El Topo

At the last second Le Chèvre dives in, saving El Topo.

Le chèvre: ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY. HE COULD HAVE DIED. YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM.

El Topo: *puts hand on Le Chevre's shoulder* It's fine, I'm okay, don't worry

Le Chèvre: b-but you could have got hurt...

El Topo: And I didn't, did I... because you saved me. Come let's go

Le Chèvre: Only if they apologise

All eyes on Blacksheep and Tigress

Blacksheep: Yeah, I'm sorry. The lamp wasn't meant for you. *glares at Tigress*

Tigress: ...

Crackle: Tigresssss..... Apologise. *nods encouragingly*

Tigress: *sighs* Yeah I'm sorry

Le Chèvre: okay, lets go now

Just as they are leaving, Le Chèvre spins around and glares at Tigress and Blacksheep

El Topo takes Le Chèvre's hand and they walk out of the room together.

Crackle, not wanting to be in the middle of Tigress's and Blackseep's fight, follows El Topo and Le Chevre out of the room.

Crackle: * Puts his arm round their El Topo's shoulder* Sooo what are we gonna do now guys.

El Topo & Le Chevre both spin around so that they're facing Crackle

El Topo: Ohh umm

Le Chèvre: aah we umm

El Topo: wellll um

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