Jungthot 👅
I'm getting a tub of ice cream and some vodka on my way home. You want something?
Hoesuck 💦
Who ate your cookie this time?
Jungthot 👅
It's not that. Jimin has a boyfriend
Hoesuck 💦
Oh holy shit! I'm so sorry, man
Hoesuck 💦
Are you ok?
Jungthot 👅
Yes I'm fine. I was about to punch my wall in frustration but I figured it would painful
Hoesuck 💦
Good boy. It will hurt like a bitch
Jungthot 👅
That's why I taped all our underwear together into a big ball and punched it
Hoesuck 💦
What the fuck?! Why can't you fucking punch a pillow?!
Jungthot 👅
Hey! I'm sad!
Hoesuck 💦
😖
Hoesuck 💦
Calm down Hobi
Hoesuck 💦
Right, I want nothing. Just get home safely
Jungthot 👅
I want revenge Hobi
Hoesuck 💦
No no no that's bad, kookie
Jungthot 👅
No. I'm going to take revenge. How about putting toothpaste in his Oreo?
Hoesuck 💦
Absolutely not!
Jungthot 👅
How about putting fevicol in his shampoo?
Hoesuck 💦
Wtf Jungkook!
Jungthot 👅
How about cutting all his clothes?
Hoesuck 💦
He will shave your head
Jungthot 👅
He is tiny. He can't reach my head
Hoesuck 💦
Then don't come to me when you lose your kneecap or your pinky toe
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
