fanfiction :: ashton irwin

22 - gonna go crazy

Me: hey

Me: you there Ashton?

Ashton: hey

Me: what's up dude??

Ashton: I just woke up from a nap, what about you beautiful? :)

Me: I just went to dinner with my mom and dad. They're drunk now hahaha

Ashton: how do they act when they're drunk? :)

Me: annoying, giggly, sort of like you are all the time

Ashton: aww they sound great. I'm a pretty laid back drunk

Me: they are lol and I'm pretty crazy hahaha

Ashton: lol cutie

Me: do you drink a lot?

Ashton: ehh it's fun, you?

Me: every now and then haha

Ashton: lol I bet you drink the girliest drinks there are

Me: HEELL NO I GO STRONG duDE

Ashton: mhmm sure you do, it's okay Maddie. We all need a little fruit in our life sometimes :)

Me: NOT ME that' for you buddy

Ashton: everything about me is manly, including my drinking preference

Me: sure, I totally believe you hahaha

Ashton: did you keep Luke's number?

Me: so random

Me: and no I didn't

Ashton: you did, I know you did

Me: then why did you ask?

Ashton: why did you lie?

Me: because I don't have to tell you everything

Ashton: I'm actually really glad you said that

Me: ok? I'm so confused Ashton

Ashton: I'm sorry, I've been acting weird :/

Ashton: ignore it

Me: I just wish you'd talk to me like you used to, stop being mean to me

Ashton: you shouldn't have to ask, I should already be doing it

Me: yeah

Ashton: what would you like for your birthday?

Me: not you

Ashton: I actually think you're serious, I've been so rude to you lately

Ashton: I'm sorry, that's all I can say. I'm sorry and I really regret how I treated you

Ashton: you deserve more respect.

Me: it's okay

Ashton: no it's not Maddie, I've been awful towards you. It's embarrassing

Ashton: please, if I'm ever like that again stop talking to me

Me: I will, I promise

Ashton: good girl

Me: Stop SAYIGN THAT

Ashton: good baby girl

Me: yesS THANKS yOU

Ashton: I watched breaking bad yesterday, we should have a marathon

Me: pleaseeee

Ashton: I'll bring some coco puffs too hahaha

Ashton: just for you

Me: I'm holding you to this Irwin

Ashton: you could hold me to anything baby ;)

Me: IM LAUGHING

Ashton: sorry I think I've been around you too much lol

Me: but I like when you talk like that hahaha

Ashton: of course you do lol

Ashton: if you love me talking like this, you're gonna go crazy when you see what else I can do with my mouth

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Luke: hey Maddie, it's Luke :--)

Me: YOU GOT NY NUMEBR?!?!

Luke: yeah I stole it from Ashton's phone

Me: OGM EHFDYYYY

Me: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Me: HIIIIII WITH YOUF NOSE FACE HEHEH

Luke: hey :) I wasn't sure if you would text me or not and I just had to tell you something

Me: ok! What? :)

Luke: you need to stop talking to Ashton

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