his reactions to certain scenarios.
someone flirts with you:
What the hell does he/she have I don't? Boobs/Blonde hair?!
someone doesn't stop hitting on you:
Alright, that's it.
"Y/N! Let's go have sex now!"
"Wh - oh, OK."
"Loud sex! Come on!"
"Can you shut up, Stan?"
someone keeps on looking at you:
he'll literally tease the shit out of you under the table
someone tries to touch you without your permission:
he/she's dead.
"Get your hands off her! Wanna go?!"
he thinks you're flirting with someone else:
of course, she is. well, of course, i'm not good enough for her. oh, fuck this.
someone's checking you out whilst you're paying for something:
this kid will literally pick you up and carry you right outta there.
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stanley barber preferences.
Romancestanley barber, master of zero fucks. where i was insercure with literally everything about myself, stan was the complete opposite. ♡ DATE STARTED: 27/01/2020 (I AM THE OG BITCHES) DATE FINISHED: 16/08/2020 :((((((((((...
