obey me oneshots/preferences

𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

[ sᴍᴏᴋɪɴɢ ]
[ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ]

this oneshot was requested by @HoneyBaby263
okay its basically how they react to find the reader smoking
okay i dont smoke
pls no smoking :(

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• he'd find you smoking outside the house of lamentation

• "[ name ]! drop that right now!" lucifer yelled

• you'd drop it out if fear

• he basically threatened you to stop

• ..it worked

• it was kinda kinky how he said it

• "if i find you smoking again, you'll be punished."

• he took you back to his room to scold you for thirty minutes.

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• he'd just find you sitting there.

• "oi, human. what're ya doin'?"

• "i'm smoking."

• "why?"

• "because, i'm bored."

• "hey! don't be bored! i'm right here! let's go have some fun!" mammon smacks the stick outta your hand and drags you to majolish

• "don't be thinkin' i'm worried about you or anythin'!"

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• levi would always cough around you, and he always asked you why

• "uh.. you're sick"

• levi desperately needed to know why so he followed you around until..

• nani?!?! cigarette stick!!!

• "[ name ]! [ name ]! stop right now!" levi would yell

• he'd get into a coughing fit, and you felt really really bad

• "shit! i'm sorry! sorry!"

• you tried your hardest to stop, and you did this by playing videogames

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🅂🄰🅃🄰🄽
• satan knew you smoked, but he was learning more about it

• when he read 'lung cancer' he immediately ran to you and forced you to stop

• "[ name ]." he started

• he didn't even finish his sentence because he took the stick outta your hand and stomped it out

• "what the hell?!"

• after a bit of bickering, he finally gave you the reason why he did that

• "damn it, [ name ]! i don't want you to die!"

• you felt like a major dumbass and apologized, and satan helped you stop

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• asmodeus always noticed you smelling kinda weird, and was coughing a lot near you

• 'darling, why do you.. smell? are you not taking a bath everyday?"

• he'd force you to take a bath, and every single day he'd come to your room and look around.

• you had no time to actually smoke again, so you stopped after a month of asmo's routine

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• beel found your sticks, and literally tried eATING them

• 'bEEL!'

• you had to snatch them away and he was so confused

• 'these are not for eating! don't eat them!' you'd have to tell him.

• you had to throw away all your sticks because he always tried to eat them

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• belphegor would enter the attic and see you smoking

• gah! what're you doing here?!" you'd yell.

• "i'm gonna take a nap, stop using those." belphie demanded.

• "but-" he'd grab the stick and throw it out the window.

• he'd force you to cuddle with him

• he's secretly worried for you so that's why he did it

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• diavolo always noticed you walking outside to 'take a phone call', and decided to investigate.

• "[ name ]? what're you doing!" he'd asked, while he watched the puffs of gray smoke cloud around you

• "aH! what're you doing here?!"

• diavolo researched about cancer sticks once, and knew what would happen to you.

• this lil demon prince would walk up to you, take the cancer stick out of your hand, and kiss you

• his excuse?

• "well, my kisses are more addicting then these sticks, aren't they?" smooth line, diavolo.

• "...yeah."

• and then you watched him grab the pack out of your pocket and threw it to who knows where.

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• barbatos already knew you smoked, and tried helping you get rid of that habit.

• "[ name ], everyday you don't smoke, i will give you a dessert."

• "deal."

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• he already knew you smoked, and tried helping you the best ways possible

• '[ name ], try these instead.' he'd hand you sweets that luke make

• he'd basically be around you 24/7 so you didn't smoke

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🅂🄾🄻🄾🄼🄾🄽
• solomon knows you do it, so he replaces your sticks with something else every single day.

• once he replaced them with worms, then actual sticks, then green peas

• you threw them all out because you were sick of solomon's shit

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• luke would walk in the room and start to cough like crazy

• "what the?! luke! i told you not to come in here yet!"

• "i- you were taking too long!"

• you forced yourself to stop because you didn't want luke to inhale all that smoke again, he was in a coughing fit for a hot minute

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man this wasn't that good gosjd