Kelvikenna Badhil?

Author's note:
This ff is based on Episode 386 of PS aired on July28,2020(ie. Today!).
Basically author ku too much gaandu seeing all of them sing Dhanam puranam; this is my way of venting it out! Please forgive me if this is worse than their dialogues itself because I just saw the episode and started writing this kaaviyam!! Nandri vanakkam!

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"NO! NEVER! NAHIIIII!"

This wasn't what she expected to see; she always had dreamt everyday was going to be Karthigai, with high hopes- as high as the sky, Vaanathai pola kanavugal; she always knew people in her family a huge vast heart like the samuthiram; she would always advice everyone "Koodi vaazhndhaal kodi Nanmai" ; she hoped there was non-stop Anandham in the family! She always reinforced the joint family concept Pandian Stores family was a fresh concept. But- this wasn't what she expected to see!

When the entire world has become a battlefield is battling against Covid19, she never expected their living room to turn into one! What felt like an eternity but actually 3 days in reality, Dhanam walked in with her face masked to see her 2 brothers in law and favorite cosister shooting daggers at each other. Kanna was standing on top of a stool with a notepad in his hand, while the other cosister stood holding her cute little bump leaning against the farthest pillar rolling her eyes!Lakshmi Amma was seated on her wheel chair with tears flowing down, next to Meena.

L Amma: "Indha kudumbam piriyave kudadhu nu Dhanam ozhachadhulaam ipadi  avalaalaye veena poche!"

Meena decided to tune into her mind-voice channel for the entire episode as she believed any actual talking would only go unnoticed by this audience!

Jeeva: "Namma Kunnakudi oda Ambani Janardhanan ponna kattinavan naan! Avanga veetla  virundhu saaptu vandhu, adhu serichu epam vidardhuku minaadiye vaai koosama Anni oda idly sambar mari varaadhu nu sonavan! Enaku dhaan anni mela paasam jaasthi!"

Mind-voice Meena: "Apdiya sangadhi! Nee ulla vaa da! inniku unna kaima idly panitu dhaan maru velai!"

Kathir: "Ada po nne! Naanum dhaan epoyume Anni samayala pugazhuven! Neeyavadhu un mamanar veetla kai nanachutu apdi sonna; naan kaiyya nanaikaamale iruken- en? Anni samayal thavara vera edhum en vayathukulla poida kudadha nu dhan! Enaku dhaan anni mela paasam jaasthi!"

Mullai: "Hah! ungala laam paatha enaku siripu dhaan varudhu! Neenga solra samayal la 50% en kai pakkuvamum iruku! Aana samayal aagaradhuku minadiye akka samayal na akka samayal dhaan nu kitchen laye jalra podurava naandhaan! Akka mela enaku dhaan paasam jaasthi!"

"Jing-Chak" signalled Kanna; "Ok, Samayal-Samayal round mudivukku vandhadhu; Next round Kuva-Kuva... seri Jeeva anne, start music!"

J: "Kuva kuva va.. ena da suddena indha topic aa kuduthutavan! Enna solalaam!.... Haaan.. ipo paaru en aatatha!
Engaluku porakka pora papa..."

MV Me: "Adei Jeeva, andha papa va anni ye valakatum nu matum sonna, Naa Kunnakudi Antilia* ku ipove nadaya katiduven da!"

J: "... papa ku inum per mudivu pannala. Ipo naa mudivu paniten!"

MV Me: "Ivan epo mudivu pannan? Jashwanth and Miya nu naama dhaana solanum nu wait panitu irukom!"

Kanna: "Edhu?!?! Pandian/Pandeeswari dhaane! Idha dhaan nethike Meena annikita solanum nu pesitu irundhiye nne! Idhukum Dhanam annikum ena samandham!?"

J: "Dei iru da.. adhu vera vaai! Papa oda per aa mathiten- Payyan porandha DHANAsekar, Ponnu porandha DHANAshree... ipo sollu, enaku dhaane anni mela adhiga paasam?!"