Chapter 4 - Spongebob

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I'm in the mood for a movie night, time to text the fuckheads.

Me: So movie night

Me: I got the snackies

Me: Bring yourselves

Me: And more food

Lucifer😈: Yessir

✨Ava✨: Cool we'll be there in like 15

Wyatt👀: I'm gonna be there in like 5 cuz I'm not bringing anything

Me: See you bitches then

I put my phone in my pocket and walk down to the kitchen to start preparing the snacks. Once I get done making the popcorn my phone beeps, alerting me that I've got a text.

Le Bitch🦋: I'm bringing my girlfriend over for dinner

Le Bitch🦋: So make sure you and your ugly friends aren't visible before then

I roll my eyes because Alec's girlfriends are always super bitchy. The only good side is if any of us don't give approval, Alec automatically ends things.

Me: Fine but I'm not playing nice

Me: And we're not ugly, actually way better looking than you

Le Bitch🦋: You don't have to be

Le Bitch🦋: And in what world?

Me: All of them

Le Bitch🦋: Rude

My brother is too much sometimes. I bring the snacks to my room and walk down the steps to my living room. I sit down on the couch and fiddle with my septum piercing, waiting for my friends to get here.

Me: You said you would be here like 10 minutes ago and the snacks are looking pretty good so I suggest you get your nasty ass over here

I send Wyatt my text and wait for him to respond because lord knows this asshat can't respond for the life of him.

Wyatt👀: Yea yea I'm literally 2 minutes away so don't even start

Wyatt👀: I'm also bringing Jordan

I walk outside so I don't start eating the snacks and see Wyatt and Jordan talking to Issac in front of the house across from mine. Guess that's where he moved. Wyatt's back is turned to me so I run behind him and jump on his back.

"Five minutes my ass!" I shout.

"Hey, love." Wyatt chuckles and Issac gives us a weird look. I jump down and give Jordan a hug. Jordan is Wyatt's ten year old brother. He's deaf so me, Alden, Ava, Alec, and even my dad learned sign language to be able to communicate with him.

'Hey buddy.' I sign to him.

'Hi.' He signs back.

"So, are you coming in or are you going to stay here all day?" I ask.

"Calm down Tyler. I'm coming in." He nods to Issac. "Bye Issac." I wave at Issac and start walking to my house.

"So, how are you and Ava doing?" I ask Wyatt. Have I mentioned that Wyatt has liked Ava for like the last three years. No? Oh, well there's that.

"I'm a coward." I shake my head in disappointment.

"Well once you get the balls to ask her out, if you hurt her I will personally smash your face in so hard that even your own mothers won't recognize you. Love you though." I threaten him. He looks genuinely scared.

"Yes ma'am." He replies in a shaky voice. We walk into my house and see Ava and Alden, who's holding Socks, already seated on my couch. They must've gotten here when we were outside.

"Let's go." I point to the stairs. We walk into my room, where Spongebob is already playing, and sit down. About three hours later the front door opens and me and my friends walk down the stairs to see who's home. When we walk into the living room we see my brother and a girl sitting on the couch. The girl has pink hair and is wearing a crop top and skirt. She honestly looks like all the others.

"Hey, quien es ella?" I ask my brother.

"Esto es Tiffany." He tells me.

"Babe? Who are these people?" She asks him.

"I'm his sister and these guys are my friends." I answer for him.

"I didn't ask you." She scoffs. Oh that's how it's going to be. Why do they all have to be so rude.

"Ella es de verdad?" I ask, turning to my brother who nods.

"Alright well I don't appreciate you speaking to me like that so I'm going to have to ask you to show a little respect or kindly fuck off." I tell her.

"Well, sweetie, I don't appreciate you talking to me like that as your future sister-in-law." Delusional. Absolutely delusional.

"Okay, sweetie, your spot here is not permanent, and I have the power to decide whether you stay or not. So for future reference, respect the family, they will always play a bigger role than you." I finish and turn to my brother.

"No." Is all I say before he takes her outside, most likely to break up with her. The door opens and dad steps in with a smile on his face. His smile drops as soon as he sees all of our tense bodies.

"What'd I miss?" He asks and we all burst out laughing.

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