Peter just got back from patrol and was currently lying in bed trying to sleep. 'grWlLwW'. the sound of his stomach made him groan.
He walked into the kitchen slowly, his feet dragging behind him.
May was currently working a night shift so he didn't have to worry about waking her up.
He looked through the fridge and cupboards hoping to find something to eat. The only things in the kitchen were some pasta and milk.
"well that's not good. We need to go shopping."
Peter got out the pasta and a pan and looked at them for a few minutes.
"....shit how do you make pasta.."
super people
cinnamon roll
are any of you awake?😌
tin can
pete its 1am, you should be asleep.
cinnamon roll
well..i'm hungry and my aunt is at work so i need help making pasta..
tin can
you DONT know how to make pasta? (ò_óˇ)
capsicle
shut up tony. Not like you know how to either..
Legolas
HAHA!! get told old man!! 🙈🙈
tin can
YOURE OLDER THEN ME!!
(on google it says clint is 57 i-)
cinnamon roll
oof 💅
bucky
steve.. you cant make pasta either
so stfu-
cinnamon roll
OKWJSJWKEJWJWAJKSMS
capsicle
ARE YOU OK?!
cinnamon roll
it's called a keyboard-smash
old man
scary Russian lady
even i knew that steve
enormous green rage monster
get woke steve 😎
legolas
........i'm dying....
scary russian lady
not exactly but we fuck with you for trying 🙂
point break
GOOD JOB MAN OFF GREEN!!
capsicle
man of green? and i thought "captain of the american midgards" was bad-
tin can
why is clint still laughing on the floor 😐
cinnamon roll
BACK TO MY PASTA?!??
DO ANY OF YOU COOK-
Bucky
me and nat do sometimes. What ingredients do you have?
cinnamon roll
pasta
scary russian lady
just pasta?
cinnamon roll
mouldy pasta
enormous green rage monster
dear god （＾_＾）
point break
YES MAN OF GREEN?
legolas
IKAKSKE OK IM DONE LAUGHING AT BRUCE
capsicle
it's been 15 minutes
tin can
don't even try to talk to him- He's too stupid to take your words into consideration
bucky
omg you two have something in common 😃
cinnamon roll
AHAHHAAHHA
tin can
i hate you kid.
cinnamon roll
good
Scary russian lady
can we go back to peters food problem?
cinnamon roll
YES!
peter ended up burning the water, burning his hand with said water and yet the pasta was still raw.
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OK SO I WROTE A CHAPTER-
it took longer then i would like to admit but i think it's alright lmao.
Comment ideas for the next few chapters.
also do you want it to be just like a crack-fic or do you want it to have an actual plot?
honestly i would rather do a crack-fic because i prefer doing the texting format rather then actual writing but whatever the readers want!
Also i know only SiriuslyAnnoying reads my work (the only one who comments at least) so like i'm just asking for you 🙈🙈
YOU ARE READING
hOlY sHiT! tOnY sTaRk?!
Humorin which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right? (my college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone)
