Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Recreation Chapter 3: Visiting Hours

Fade in to the Canyon

Sarge: Come on men! Lopez said Donut went this way.

Grif: Are you sure that's what he said? I don't think pendejo was Spanish for that way.

Author's Note: pendejo is an insult that can mean anything from idiot to motherfucker.

Cut to Caboose, Ghost and Donut

Caboose: Muffinman!

Donut: Caboose! I have a message for Church. Weh, where is he?

Caboose: Hey are you okay?

Donut: Just a little weak. Where's Church?

Ghost: Um.

Caboose: Church? Oh, um, he's not here right now.

Donut: Where is he?

Caboose: Uh, he's up- he that's kind of a- um, it turns out he was really a computer program based on some guy who ran the Freelancer Project and he went with Agent Washington he's a Freelancer and destroyed all the other A.I.s that were left.

Donut: ...

Ghost: Almost.

Caboose: Well almost all.

Donut: How long was I asleep?

Caboose: Not that long.

Ghost: One to two months... So not to long.

Donut: Listen, I don't know how long, I can stay awake. I need to get someone, on Blue Team, a message. I promised.

Caboose: I know people on the Blue Team. People on the inside.

Ghost: Yeah, because you are on the blue team.

Caboose: You can give it to me.

Donut: Tuck-

Caboose: Tuck! You want me to tuck? What do you want me to tuck? Wait, my mother told me never to tuck anything of anyone else's.

Ghost: Let him talk.

Caboose: Ok

Donut: Tuckuhhhh-

Caboose: Tucker?

Donut: He needs, help. Find him. It's in, the sand.

Donut collapses

Caboose: It's in this and. This and what? Donut this and what? What is 'this'? What what- your pocket? Is Tucker in your pocket? I remember him being a lot bigger. Tucker! Are you in there!?

Ghost: He isn't in his pocket. He said 'sand' But I don't know if there is sand around here.

Sarge: Hey, anybody here? Blue? Where are ya?

Ghost: Oh god, its sarge.

Caboose: Tucker, is that you? Why did you shrink? And why are you talking like a Pirate?

Sarge: Helloooo.

Caboose: Hello! Yes I hear you!

Sarge: Then get outside! I need to talk to you.

Caboose: Out? Ohhh, I see, I thou- man sometimes I am so dumb. Hold on pocket Tucker! Someone outside wants to talk to me! Donut, you can rest here, as long as you want. You must be tired from all of this and. And other stuff.

Donut: Nohh, it's not pink... it's lightish red. Hey Sarge, I should totally get a jetpack. Or a motorcycle.

Ghost: ... Ok ... I better get you some water.