Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Recreation Chapter 7: Bon Voyage

Fade in to everyone in front of the two jeep's with one customised by Ghost for around 7 passengers and one driver. Ghost is also packing

Sarge: And get these water cans cleaned up while we're gone. How much water do you need to drink, Donut?

Donut: I was in the desert! Don't judge me.

Grif: Maybe we should learn from that and bring some water ourselves.

Sarge: Nonsense, will just slow us down.

Grif: Slow us down more than dehydration? Or death? By dehydration?

Ghost: I have food and water packed-

Sarge: I don't know, smartass. Let's say we try. I'll kill ya, then I'll dry you out. Who wants Grif jerky?

Ghost: lots of ammo-

Caboose: Oh, no thanks, I already had Donut's for breakfast.

Ghost: Guns.

Grif: Wait, what?

Sarge: Alright let's get going. Everybody packed?

Ghost: And plenty of gas, alright, we're set.

Caboose: Yep.

Grif: Where's your stuff?

Caboose: Oh I only carry a washcloth and six toothbrushes.

Grif: I'm gonna assume that makes sense to you.

Caboose: Yeah it does.

Grif: Yeah, I thought so. We'll just go ahead and leave that one alone.

Sarge: Grif, why'd ya pack so much?

Grif: Me? I only did one duffel.

Sarge: Well what are all these cases?

Donut: Those are mine!

Sarge: Donut, you're going with us?

Donut: No, but I wasn't gonna let you guys have all the packing fun to yourselves, that's the best part of going on vacation. I mean besides airport security's full cavity sear-

Grif: Time to go.

Sarge: Now Lopez, I want you to take good care of Simmons and Donut while we're gone.

Lopez: ¿Yo?

Caption: Me?

Sarge: Feed them every day-

Lopez: ¿O sin plomo e stupendo?

Caption: Do they eat Unleaded? Or Super Unleaded?

Ghost: Super.

Sarge: Exactly. And don't forget to let 'em out in the yard every now and then.

Donut: I love yard time.

Simmons: Good byye.

Sarge: If I don't make it back from the mission, bury me and Grif as far apart as possible. I don't wanna get any corpse cooties.

Grif: Why do you assume I'll be dead?

Sarge: ...

Grif: Never mind.

Sarge: All aboard! Let's get this show on the road.

Sarge joins Grif in the passenger seat, and Caboose hops on back while Ghost and the girls are getting on the other one