Recreation Chapter 16: Retention Deficit

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Fade in to Simmons and Donut standing guard

Simmons: I'm out.

Donut: Me too.

Simmons: Well, that's it, I guess we're done then.

Donut: Yeah. Simmons, I have to say, I didn't think I would go out like this.

Simmons: Yeah whatever, that's nice.

Donut: You're not curious how I thought I would go out?

Simmons: No. No, not in the least.

Donut: How 'bout you, did you think you'd go out like this?

Simmons: Underequipped and surrounded by people I hate? Yeah, this is pretty much how I've pictured it since I got assigned to this unit. You see, I'm a realist.

Lopez: Pensé siempre con conseguir el sacado por mantenimiento pobre.

Caption: I always thought I would be taken out by poor maintenance.

Simmons: Lopez is right, we need to think of something.

Donut: Can we escape?

Simmons: I don't see how. He's faster than us and stronger than us.

Lopez: Alguien hizo saltar todos nuestros vehículos.

Caption: Plus, somebody blew up all our vehicles.

Donut: Good idea Lopez!

Simmons: You understood what he said?

Donut: Yeah! High school spanish, remember? He said the Meta must have gotten here someway.

Lopez: Hice?

Caption: I did?

Donut: We just need to find his vehicle, and steal it.

Simmons: That's a good idea Lopez.

Lopez: Es?

Caption: It is?

Lopez: Ningún no es.

Caption: No it isn't.

Simmons: Okay, let's think. If you were a crazed lunatic, where would you hide a vehicle?

Lopez: Él lo disimulo quizás.

Caption: Maybe he cloaked it. That's what I would do.

Donut: A garage is too obvious, Lopez. We need to think of something crazier.

Lopez: Para el traducir para mí!

Caption: Stop translating for me!

Donut: Crazier!

Lopez: Eso no era incluso uno sugerencia!

Caption: That wasn't even a suggestion!

Simmons: Well, clearly Lopez is just having an off day, so let's ignore him.

Lopez: Cojale los individuos.

Caption: Fuck you guys.

Simmons: So we're looking for some kind of vehicle, probably parked by Blue Base...

Lopez: Si usted sepa que hay un vehículo!

Caption: You're talking as if you know there is a vehicle!

Donut: What if it only has two seats?

Simmons: Hmm, I didn't think about that. Hey Lopez, turn off your ears for a second.

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