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jinlandi:
change ko lang nn ko nakaka-irita eh

Kim Seokjin changed his nickname from jinlandi to kimseok.

kimseok:
ayan okay na :)

Jung Hoseok changed his nickname from bitter parin kahit kailan to seokjung

seokjung:
okay na?

Kim Namjoon changed his nickname to Joonie.

Min Yoongi changed his nickname to Yoonki.

Joonie:
Pinilit lang ako ni Jin.

kimseok:
pakyu

Joonie:
U want me to fuck u?

Yoonki:
joon please control your hormones

seokjung:
Uso pm pls wag dito magkalat 😭

kimseok:
gago ka talaga joon

Joonie:
What?

Yoonki:
Mas malala ka pa pala kaysa sa tatlo

kimseok:
Ako 'yong pinsan ni Tae tapos namana niya 'yong pagka-bastos ni Joon?

Joonie:
magiging parte rin naman ako nang pamilya niyo, Jinnie 😁

seokjung:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yoonki:
Smooth asf

kimseok:
Sana ganyan din ka smooth kapatid mo Ki 🙄

Yoonki:
Pinipilit mo parin ba na maging cupid ha?

kimseok:
Why not? They look cute together.

Yoonki:
Whatever, Jin. As long as they're happy at wala kang sinasaktang ibang tao

kimseok:
My dear, kapag usapang pag-ibig, dapat handa kang masaktan. Walang happy ending na hindi dumadaan sa delubyo.

seokjung:
Naging love expert kana ngayon?

kimseok:
I feel like messing with them, kasi kung walang gagalaw, wala ring patutunguhan lahat ng ito.

Joonie:
Right. Kaya you were the one who made a move para magka-ayos tayong pito.

seokjung:
speaking of, nasa yong tatlo?

Yoonki:
Out with the others.

seokjung:
Oh.

kimseok:
Tingin niyo, magandang ideya kaya kung pagsamahin natin silang lahat?

seokjung:
Gago kaba jin, gulo lang mangyayari 😂

kimseok:
Maybe, maybe not.

Joonie:
Jinnie, you're scaring us.

kimseok:
Don't worry, magiging maayos itong plano ko, hahaha!

Joonie:
What's the plan?

kimseok:
Nothing, nothing at all. Let's just mess a little with their minds and let them do everything. It's their life!

seokjung:
maypa-mess2x kapa dyan, jowain mo nalang kaya si joon

kimseok:
gago, nanliligaw ba 'yan ha?

Yoonki:
Ikaw nga gumawa nang paraan para magkaayos tayong pito, so why not?

kimseok:
ayoko nga, siya gumawa nang paraan

seokjung:
Galaw-galaw daw @Joonie

Joonie:
Gusto mong ligawan kita?

kimseok:
Malamang

Joonie:
Ligawan mo sarili mo 😂

kimseok:
potangina mo

Joonie:
Joke lang...

kimseok:
Lahat nalang joke para sayo, kaya walang nagse-seryoso pagdating sayo eh

Joonie:
Pero seryoso naman ako sayo

seokjung:
Oh ~

kimseok:
Wag mo lang sabihin saakin, patunayan mo Kim Namjoon

Joonie:
Papatunayan ko nga sayo, Kim Seokjin. You :)

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