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Obsessively fangirling/fanboying over him

You have nothing to worry about if you're a chill fan. Hes cool with you. Just the obsessive, "oMg eJ I lOoOOvE yOUU uWu<3" follow him around 24/7, drooling behind him and his pictures...more than likely your kidneys are gonna end up in his kidney jar and the rest of you is gonna end up in a dumpster in an empty parking lot.

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