Jungkook: Bad news - Namjoon hyung locked his keys inside his house.
Jungkook: Good news - we didn't need a locksmith.
Jungkook: Bad news - Namjoon hyung finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to to unlock my "Tragic Backstory". I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.
Jungkook: Good news - a hot person saw me do it.
Jungkook: Bad news - it was Taehyung, and since he's seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too small and knows I can ride unicycle, he'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.
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