France and England: *having an agrument as usual*
Germany: *getting annoyed*
Russia: ...My God....
Russia: *throws a pot at the two arguing nations*
Russia: Shut the fuck up!
Germany: *startled*
Russia: ....... *looks at Germany*
Russia: Fuck you..
Russia: Bitch.
Germany: ......Ja.
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Chibi!Russia: Hey, momma! Is it okay if I hang out with a couple friends?
China: Do I know them? Where they live? Who their momma? Clean that kitchen? Clean your room? Fold the cloths? Did you whop the dog?
Chibi!Russia: We don't have a dog..
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Phone: *rings*
Russia: What the fetch?!
China: How many times I have to tell you? You are not Kim Possible!
Russia: I am.
China: No, you're not!
Russia: I am...
China: No.
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China: *drops a bowl*
China: ....
China: *starts throwing stuff around the kitchen*
Russia: *walks in*
China: *throws the coffee pot at Russia* AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Russia: Ahh!
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China: *drunk* I wunt a healthysnackervracker..
America: I want Chipotle.
China: ISAID A HEATLYSNACKERVRACKER!!!!
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@WRLDMTING
China: I'm gonna murder somebody...
China: *punches the fuck out of America* FUCK YOU!!
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China: *at the store* Excuse me..
China: Do you have a thick rope that I could just fucking hang someone with?
Shopkeeper: O-o Yeeeah.. Why?
China: Oh! I don't know! Lead my non-exsist horse?! What do you think!??
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Russia: When I was in the third grade, people treated me like a criminal..
France: Why?
Russia: Because I killed somebody!
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America: *trying to talk to China*
China: *starts walking away*
China: Shut up, don't talk to me.
America: ......Bitch.
China: Dafuq you just say, you lil shit!?
America: Nothin'.
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China: So you gonna eat and that's it?
Russia: ....
China: Nuh uh, wash that dish!
Russia: Okay.
China: *snaps* Wash that dish!!
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So Russia and China decided to visit America...
Fem!America: For the next twelve hours, all crime will be legal.
Russia: *smacks America with his pipe*
China: Hahaha! Today's a good day!
America: GOD DAMMIT!!!
