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𝔐𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔡 ℜ𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔡 - Anesthesia.

This ones dedicated to 7wnders ... she knows where im goin with this 💀💀

I had just woken up after my surgery, The doctors told me that the anesthesia would ware off soon, I hoped so, because i couldnt feel anything from the waist down.

Two hours later and atleast it went somewhat back to normal... except for one thing... my 🅱️ussy... was still completely numb.

Like, i realised when i was going to the bathroom... it was weird. So i decided to wait another hour and see... maybe it was just... sleeping?

I mean... that could be possible... right? like its just having a.... CAT NAP... get it... because its my pu...

So i sat there and read a newspaper, started some quick sketches, did some other things...

Another two hours went by, still nothing. I was starting to get slightly concerned... what if my vagina never wakes up...

Can coochies be in comas?

Was it broken?

WAS I GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH A SLEEPING COOCHIE NOW??

So i decided to tell a nurse...

I looked around and almost all of the nurses and doctors looked superrr busy, except for one, who seemed to be reading some paperwork... she was stunning.

Like im talking, Dark Auburn hair, The darkest brown eyes, and that uniform... damn.

God I'm such a hopeless romantic lesbian, especially when it comes to older women.

"Excuse me... Ms...?" I ask one of the more... serious looking nurses, hoping my misfortune could possibly put a smile on her otherwise stoney expressioned face...

"What? Cant you see that i am bu-" she started, but stopped and stared right into my very soul.

"Thats okay, if you're busy it can wait" I say.

Her serious demeaner faultered for a split second before she cleared her throat and began to speak again.

"Well, if it can wait just because someone is busy, then it clearly isnt a top priority then... is it?" She snapped, fuck, who shit in her cornflakes...

"I guess not? Sorry for bothering you..." i say and get really awkward and quiet.. which isnt usually like me but... this woman was sorta intimidatinggg.

"Well, you've already interrupted my schedule, so... what do you need?" she asked, crossing her arms.

"Um..... i had surgery, like... six hours ago, and almost everything is normal... but um" and this is where i started whispering, kind of scared she would laugh or just be utterly confused...

Kinda wished i had told a different nurse, because i was surely going to make a fool out of myself in front of this absolute beauty.

"My um.... v a g i n a... is still completely numb.... like... no feeling..... at all...."

I grimaced, waiting for her to start laughing, this was probably completely normal... i mean the anesthesia probably hadnt completely worn off yet.

And here I was probably bothering this poor woman who was probably bored out of her mind from having to deal with my bullshit.

I awaited something that never came. She didnt laugh, just stood there with a cold, emotionless expression.

" I see..." she finally said after what felt like seven years of awkward silence.

"God im probably just overreacting, I'm sure thats normal, right?" I asked, hoping for reassurance, for her to tell me i was being dramatic.

"No. No it is not normal. The anesthetic should have completely worn off by now." She said, looking at me as if i had ten heads... completely bewildered.

"ohh... well then thats not good" i said, slightly talking to myself.

"No. Its not." She says with brows furrowed as she picks up my chart.

"Hysterectomy." She says... sort of like it were a question rather then an observation.

"Yes. I um..." i started speaking.

"None of my business, Not like i care..." she says. "Although... i am curious as to why a pretty young thing like yourself would restrict yourself from birthing children" ... odd way to put it Ms. Nursey

Wait... she called me pretty...

Did she really think that im pretty? Gay panicccc...

Okay, anyways..

" Um.... lets just say i dont plan on having children..." i answer.

"Clearly. But you could change your mind. Now you are completely unable to." She said rather bluntly.

" I um... dont swing that way" i whispered, scratching my neck, 

"Oh... i see." She answered, her expression unchanged but this time there was another emotion behind her voice.

"Anyways, lets find out what your problem is."

A/N

Lads... only my roleplay fam on twitter know what this whole thing is based off...

Pussy Sedator Dot  2020...

Anyways... im a whore for Milly Ratchy now ✌️

I'll write part 2 soon lmao...

~ Pam