The trivial daily life of mobile phone lovers

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    Jingjing: Today's crew dish.  Jingjing: Box lunch.jpg  
Yu Tu happened to be eating in the cafeteria and took a picture and went back.  Jingjing:!  Jingjing: So rich!  Jingjing: Is it delicious?  Yu Tu: Very good.  Jingjing: Your work canteen?  Yu Tu: Well, there are five canteens in our courtyard, which are similar to those in universities.  Jingjing: Take me to eat next time, I haven't eaten the canteen for a long time.  Yu Tu hadn't answered yet, she denied it again.  Jingjing: No, can you not enter your confidential unit?  Yu Tu: Yes, but you have to hold your ID card at the door, don't you mind?  Jingjing:? Mind what?  Jingjing: My ID is as beautiful as a fairy.  Yu Tu: ...  Yu Tu: That's good.  Yu Tu: Actually mine is also good.    Little Zhu who accidentally caught sight of this conversation drifted by silently, feeling that he had misunderstood Teacher Yu before.    *** *** ***    Yutu:  Two hours have passed since breakfast.jpg .  Jingjing: Did you do it yourself? You can actually cook breakfast!  Yu Tu: Only breakfast.  Jingjing: ╮(╯▽╰)╭  Jingjing: Did you get up too early?  Yu Tu: I usually sleep for four to five hours.  Jingjing: ...I hate it!  Jingjing: So you used to have such good grades, did you secretly study while normal people were sleeping?  Yu Tu: You can take a closer look in the future.  Yu Tu: By the way, you are an AI. It is inappropriate for us to be normal people.  Jingjing: Worry. jpg  Jingjing: This AI is autistic ==    *** *** ***    Jingjing: Sister Ling said that you are a transparent body.  Yu Tu: Transparent?  Yu Tu: I am sure that light cannot penetrate me.  Jingjing: ...  they talk about scientific research really...  Jingjing: Show you the chat history.    She sent two chat records to Yu Tu.  Sister Ling: I now think that your teacher, who is in the entertainment industry, won't make a splash.  Jingjing: Why! Isn't it more handsome than all first-line niches? !  Sister Ling: But haven't you noticed that he has stealth effects?  Jingjing: O_O what?  Sister Ling: You see, he went to your house every day for more than a month, and he hasn't been photographed. Of course, you rarely go out together, so it's reasonable not to be photographed. But you are so blatant in your hometown, no one broke the news?  Sister Ling: My public relations plan was done in vain.  Sister Ling: You can    click on the picture of loneliness.jpg and read it.  Jingjing: It's a bit strange, none of our classmates broke the news.  Yu Tu: I went back to get your coat and car keys that day, and gave everyone a red envelope.  Jingjing: (surprised) Why didn't you and Pepe tell me!  Jingjing: No wonder you have been there for a long time.  Jingjing: == How many red envelopes did you send?  Yu Tu: Almost one month's salary?  Jingjing: ...  Jingjing: It's better to let them expose the material!  Jingjing: Are you stupid?  Jingjing: Angry. jpg  Yu Tu couldn't help but smile.  Yu Tu: Then deduct from the offer?  Jingjing: ...  Jingjing: Goodbye ==    *** *** ***    Jingjing: I just finished work and saw your message~~~Did you sleep~  Yu Tu: I'm writing a letter.  Jingjing: Uh, Martian immigration?  Yu Tu took a photo of the letter paper and sent it over.  Qiao Jingjing looked at it for a while.  Jingjing: Yu Xiaoqiao?  Jingjing: ...what is this ==  Yu Tu: The data is too boring. If there is a protagonist, you might find it interesting to describe it from her perspective?  Jingjing: Hard work!  Jingjing: So you put our last name together? It's too random. . .  Yu Tu: Martian immigrants are still far away, so the protagonist should be our offspring. There is the possibility of being called by this name, which is not random.  Jingjing: ==  Yesterday's bride price will be offspring today...  Jingjing: Write a letter and don't think about it.    *** *** ***    Jingjing: crying. jpg  Yu Tu came out of the laboratory and saw the message and dialed the voice call. Qiao Jingjing refused.  Jingjing: No voice, my throat hurts.  Yu Tu: What's wrong?  Jingjing: There was an explosion scene today, and the director has been dissatisfied, NG many times.  Jingjing: It's been a long time since NG has been so many times, so embarrassing.  Jingjing: Weep  on the ground. jpg Yu Tu: Yes.  Yu Tu: Have you passed?  Jingjing: It's passed, but I'm a little depressed, please comfort>_<  Yu Tu: Just succeed in the end.  Jingjing:...Your comfort is too perfunctory...  Yu Tu: Failure is commonplace for us, and we can't think of any excuses for a while. Maybe you should think so, at least you don't have to waste taxpayers' money.  Jingjing: emmmm~~~  Jingjing: Don't put too much pressure on Mr. Yu.  Jingjing: Originally, your job was very complicated and difficult. Science has always moved forward with countless failures.  Yu Tu couldn't help but smile while holding the phone, the fatigue between his eyebrows suddenly relaxed.  Shut it down, he is indeed under a lot of pressure. The problem he has recently encountered is very difficult, and he has tried many methods to solve it.  But how could his girlfriend be so smart.  Yu Tu: So are you, any industry, it is difficult to break through.  Jingjing: Well O(∩_∩)O~~~~  Jingjing: Come on together.  Qiao Jingjing rolled on the bed with her mobile phone, feeling that she and Teacher Yu were already soul mates. Is she super considerate, comforting her lost boyfriend or something.  Yu Tu: There is a question, Miss Qiao.  Yu Tu: Isn't NG's kiss scene?  Jingjing: ...  Okay, what a lost boyfriend, does not exist ==  Teacher Yu is not that kind of person, he can recover quickly!    *** *** ***    Jingjing:  More than half an hour has passed since hello.jpg.  Yu Tu: Just playing basketball.  Jingjing: Playing basketball so late.  Yu Tu: With colleagues after get off work.  Jingjing: Take a selfie, I want to see how you play basketball>_<  After a while.  Yu Tu: Photo.jpg  Yu Tu: I don't know how to take a selfie. I asked my colleagues to take it.  Jingjing: ...Your colleague is a straight man.  Although the Yushu Yushu in the photo is in the breeze, the dark and autumnal lights, the innocent angles, and the superb composition can only be said that fortunately, the teacher is handsome enough.  Qiao Jingjing clicked on the photo and looked at it for a long time.  What to do, she missed the teacher very much.  Yu Tu: My colleague asked me what I would do to take pictures.  Jingjing: What did you say?  Yu Tu: Blind date.  Jingjing: ...  Yu Tu: So they are now surrounding my phone and let me ask you for photos.  Jingjing: Are you serious?  Yu Tu didn't answer for a while, after a while.  Yu Tu: I was driven away.  Jingjing: >_<~~  Yu Tu: Where is your photo?  Jingjing: Really want it.  Jingjing: There is  no sound from Yu Tu for a long time during the selfie.jpg.  Jingjing: (hehe expression)  Jingjing: Does your blind date look good?  Yu Tu dialed the voice directly.  Qiao Jingjing picked it up.  Yu Tu: "I heard that girls' selfies can't be trusted."  His voice is low and low: "So, my blind date girl, when will you come to meet me?"    *** *** ***    Yu Tu: I Very worried about the emotional intelligence of my colleague.  Jingjing: @_@神马?  Yu Tu: The colleague who took me a photo last time asked me if I had a successful blind date during a recent dinner, and then took my mobile phone away.  Yu Tu: I said this is a WeChat applet.  Yu Tu: He believed it and asked me where I downloaded it. He also wanted the next one.  Yu Tu: This is how the emotional intelligence of our men in science and engineering has been lowered?  Jingjing:? ? ? What are you talking about?  Jingjing: I am also at a loss, feeling that my IQ is very low.  Yu Tu: He read our morning chat record.  Jingjing: (Surprised)...what did I say to make him believe that I am a WeChat applet? ? ?  Qiao Jingjing quickly turned over the chat log in the morning.  This morning, she was going to shoot a dawn scene, so she got up very early. Teacher Yu always speaks first every morning by relying on her very human biological clock. It is rare for her to get up early. Of course, she has to show off, so she sent WeChat to bed together. In the past, "I got up earlier than you today~"  and they chatted a few intermittently. Qiao Jingjing was panicked. Although the conversation was a little plain, she was so boring that she was considered a WeChat applet?  Jingjing: You send a screenshot of our conversation.  She must be okay, the problem must be elsewhere.  Yu Tu sent her a screenshot.  Qiao Jingjing:...  Sure enough!  She is innocent, and someone's colleague is also innocent, and the one with the problem is indeed Teacher Yu!  The dialogue is exactly the same and there is no difference, but the contact ID at the top of the screenshot is impressively written in four characters-AI girl.  Jingjing: ...  Jingjing: Goodbye manually.    *** *** ***    Jingjing: Ding~~~  Jingjing: WeChat applet reminds you that there is a great gift package for the first recharge of 68 yuan~~~  Yu Tu: Oh.  Jingjing:? ? ? You don't recharge?  Yu Tu: I want to change to a small program.  Jingjing: ...  Yu Tu: (voice) Generally, the first charge for games is 6 yuan. Are you proud of this small program?  Yu Tu: (Voice) But I can see what the gift package is and consider.  Jingjing: Good spirit. Jpg  Jingjing: Real girlfriend experience card for two days!  Jingjing: I'm going back to Shanghai for a branding event, and the director is leaving.  Yu Tu: Transfer money.  Jingjing received the money.  Jingjing: So many \\(^o^)/~  Yu Tu directly dialed the phone: "When, I will pick you up."

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