𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍 😤💍Don't you bloody dare go
drinking after work againBloody git
The events of last night
should not be seen by any
one else than meyou didn't even tell me
what happened??i was about to until you
got a call from whoeverSo hermione texted me
talking about how drunk
you were and to come
pick you upwell, i couldn't have
been that drunk-DICKHEADED ARSEHOLE
I CARRIED YOU AND THEN
YOU PUSHED ME AWAY AND
SAID YOU HAD A HUSBANDYET YOU TRIED FLIRTING
WITH MEwhat the fuck did i
actually do thati quote
"fuck ooooooff i have a
fuckin' hottie for a husband
and im loyal.... but for some
reason your face makes me
want to wank off."(may or may not have
accidentally dropped you,
but thats another story)wait is that why theres a
bump on the back of my
headbut i mean, i was loyal 😌👌
You-
That was terrible flirting
But better than when you're
soberwhen we get home, i
swear you're going to
regret making that
statement 🙃Oh, feisty aren't you?
scared, potter?
You wish
YOU ARE READING
just an online crush - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐
Fanfiction《 c o m p l e t e d 》 One late afternoon, after plotting with Pansy, Hermione and Ron decided to steal Harry's phone and change most of his contacts' name. That included Draco's. Harry starts to trust and confide in the contact renamed 'Prince'. How...