Child of a Satan?

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Random Fuck Peasant: Leave this place, you child of a Satan!

Russia: *laughs*

Prussia: *dies*

Prussia: I died there. That was hilarious!

Russia: Child of a Satan? There are multiple Satans?

Prussia: I mean, Satan's a name! That's like saying

Prussia: Child of a John.

Random Fuck Peasant: U KENNOT EXCOPE UR SINS, WE WELL BECAME AN COTHLAC CHRUCH SAMEDOY

Russia: Wut?

Prussia: I don't fucking know, go back to Russia! Oh wait..

Russia: ......Swine.

(Don't ask..)

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