Hunter x Hunter Boyfriend Scenarios & One Shots

"I Want A Kid" Prank

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Chrollo:

-"chrollo I want a kid" you'd asked out of the blue one day
-the entire troupe was frozen in a silent gawking shock
-chrollo on the other hand was unfazed as he flipped to the next page in his book
-the soft sound of the pages was the only thing you could hear threw the tense atmosphere
-"okay" he said flatly and you blinked in surprise your cheeks tinting pink
-your plan to get him to show emotion in front of the troupe had backfired
-you were the blushing one
-but there was no turning back you were determined
-"r-really?" You'd questioned and you could hear the second hand awkward shuffling of the troupe members
-"yes I believe there's an orphanage not far" Chrollo stated and your eyes widened
-he'd been toying with you the entire time
-your face turned red in embarrassment as you now refused to make eye contact
-but to your and everyone else's shock Chrollo laughed and he smiled teasingly
-"I told you I'd give you anything you want didn't I?"

Kirapika:

-you'd been happy to know that you'd be getting to spend a week with Kirapika
-no work no calls no neon no nen no stress
-just Kirapika and you
-it was nice and you'd both been enjoying each other
-it was rare to be able to spend so much uninterrupted time with one another
-and Kirapika's mental health seemed at its best
-he was happy and smiling and laughing
-but on the fifth day he got a call and apologized profusely telling you he must go
-when he returned it was as if all the happiness had disappeared from him
-you tried to cheer him up but that proved difficult
-eventually though you got an idea
-sitting next to Kirapika on the couch as he gazed blankly out the window
-you smiled slightly and scooted closer to him
"I think it would be nice to have kids running around the place" you said calmly and Kirapika stiffened
-yes he'd always had a soft spot for kids but you were both young not married and his job would be a problem
-you laughed seeing Kirapika's face and eyes turn red from embarrassment as he pondered thoughtfully
-and he looked at you in surprise wondering why you'd be laughing after saying such a thing
-and then it clicked that you were only messing with him and he couldn't help but laugh as well
-"you never fail to cheer me up"

Killua:

"killua I want-" "no" "but I-" "no" he doesn't want kids at all even if it is a prank

Gon:

you didn't try the prank your both to young

Shalnark:

-you saw the prank going viral on the internet
-it was particularly new and Shalnark had been away for a job for some time
-so you suspected that he hadn't got word of it yet
-as soon as he stepped into the apartment you were smiling brightly to greet him
-before he could even hug you or greet you you blurted
-"shalnark I want a baby"
-shalnark just stood there for a second
-before his face flushed a beat red and he nervously smiled
-"y-you do huh?" He chuckled awkwardly scratching the back of his neck
-and you burst into giggles surprising him
-before he could ask what'd gotten into you you showed him your phone
-brining up a video titled "asking for a kid prank"
-"I got you on camera too!" You beamed brightly pointing to a camera hidden in the apartment

Feitan:

-you and feitan had getting into a sort of embarrassment war
-neither of you can remember how it started but it did start and you planed on finishing it
-you'd both being lying in bed in the dark board waiting for the boss to announce a meeting
-when you got the perfect idea of how to embarrass him
-smiling slyly you crawled on top of feitan
-he laid there looking up at you curiously
-"feitan" you whispered in his ear and his breath caught in his throat
-"I want a baby" you said your lip brushing his ear and his eyes widened
-but before he could respond you sat up and started laughing
-he scowled at you confused "it was a prank fei~" you teased smirking and he growled
-pushing you down wrestling you as you giggled and squirmed
-when the door was suddenly shoved open by phinks
-"Oi you two the boss has called a meet- what the fuck man?!"

Illumi:

-you'd said it out of no where just to see his reaction
-Killua had been present at the time and his face turned red but illumi just blinked
-"how many?" He asked flatly and you gulped as Killua made his escape
-"i-illumi! It was just a prank I wasn't being serious!" You panicked cheeks turning pink
-"oh" is all illumi said
-and that was that