Russia's Scarf

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Leia: Okay, bitch, hold up.

Leia: If Ukraine gave you your scarf while you were still young

Leia: And you're basically an adult now

Leia: And your scarf nearly touches the damn ground

Leia: How the hell did you not fucking fall on your face when you were smaller?

Russia: ........MAGIC. *slowly backs away into the shadows*

Leia: ............You broke your nose when you were younger, didn't you?

Russia: Yeah..

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