Leia: Okay, bitch, hold up.
Leia: If Ukraine gave you your scarf while you were still young
Leia: And you're basically an adult now
Leia: And your scarf nearly touches the damn ground
Leia: How the hell did you not fucking fall on your face when you were smaller?
Russia: ........MAGIC. *slowly backs away into the shadows*
Leia: ............You broke your nose when you were younger, didn't you?
Russia: Yeah..