No Love

Michelle

When I rolled outta bed this morning I just wanted to die this hang over ain't wassup... after taking a shower I go downstairs where August is sitting eating cereal

"Good morning August!"

"Mornin" he says in a nonchalant voice

"Ugh who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?"

"Let me tell ya why I'm so mad so last night I get a call from Erica she say you was missing auggie so I came down there to see ya you gave me a kiss then tol me you wanted me to kiss ya Otha lips the whole ride hea you was touching a nigga just ready and willing I finally get you in the bed and to ass passed out"

"Seriously you mad cuz you ain't get no pussy?!"

"Man yo don't even understan that shit foul"

"Aww I'm sowy auggie... that better?" I ask

"Nah I feel much better if you just give me some real quick" ugh that sly mark

"Mhm I can't my period started this morning" I take a bite of my banana

"That mouth still work tho"

"Bitch!! Fuck you get out my house now let's go"

"Nah wait! Fr I'm just being honest guh cmon don't leave me hanging like this"

"Bye August maybe next time"
The look on his face was priceless as much as I wanted to give in I just gotta carry on with this it's funny