China: You hungry, I make you cat food?
America: I don't want to eat cat food!
China: No, I make you the cat for the food, Aru.
America: Eww!
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America: Hey, bruh! *holds out his hand*
China: *bowing* Hi. Honor. Nice to meet you too.
China: *smacks America's hand* Stupid fucking cracker.
America: Okay, if you're gonna say that, what's the point of bowing. RUDE.
China: *bows* Great honor.
America: It's obviously not a great honor, you just called me a stupid fucking cracker.
China: Great honor!
America: What does honor even mean? Do you understand English?
China: Meet you, great honor!
China: TAKE IT!
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China: *pulls out a Jian sword* You clean, huh?
America: WHERE DID YOU GET A GOD DAMN SWORD?!!
America: DO ALL ASIANS COME WITH A SWORD!!!??
China: YOU WANT MAID, ARU!?
China: Clean now!
America: Okay.
China: CLEAN NOW, ARU!!!
America: OKAY!! I'll clean the fucking house, Jesus Christ!
China: WAX ON, WAX OFF!
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America: Oh no, don't Kung Fu chop me.
China: Oh, you think because I Asian, we all know Kung Fu, huh!?
America: Wow, you clearly don't know Kung Fu.
China: I fucking kill you, Aru!
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China: You want soup, Aru?
America: Yeah, sure. What kind of soup?
China: Human fetus.
2p!America: *smacks China* I'M A VEGETARIAN, BIATCH!!
China: *pulls out his Jian sword* I FUCKING KILL YOU, ARU!
2p!America and America: Ah fuck!
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America: Hey, did you finish making those things?
China: *throws a bunch of Iphones, cars, TVs, game systems, etc. at America*
America: OW..
China: TAKE IT! Stupid fucking ungrateful lil asshole that uses me as your cheap whore!
China: Fuck you, cracker!
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America: Hey, China! Can you make this?
China: Why you not make it, Aru?
America: Oh.. Well..... To be honest, it's cheaper for me when you do all the hard work.
China: I CHEAP WHORE FOR YOU, HUH?!
China: I make you products, Aru.
America: ...Thanks?
China: I put poisons in them so you die.
America: Fuck you, bitch!
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America: .....I can buy Chinese wives?
China: *crying* I NOT YOU'RE WHORE, ARU!!
America: Calm down! I don't wanna marry you!
China: Oh, so I not good enough, huh?!
America: I didn't mean it like that.
China: You a stupid cracker!
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Leia: *orders a Chinese wife online just for laughs*
Leia: *opens box*
China: *inside the box* Stupid cracker!
Leia: Holy fuck! Here, take this! *throws the box at Russia*
Russia: *catches the box* What?
China: Fuck you, Aru!
