Satan: Like a virgin
Satan: Touched for the very first time!
America: Is that you, Russia?
Satan: .....No.
Satan: Bai.
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America: *tells Matthew he has a crush on England*
Matthew: Oh..?
Later, that evening.
Matthew: *sends America a Snapchat*
America: *checks Snapchat*
Snapchat: *holds up a picture of Kirkland's* Ur only chance 2 get inside sum of dat
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So there's this phone line established linking Washington and Moscow and I just...
America: What cha doin'
Russia: jfc Alfred, is 3am over here
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China wears glasses when he reads. Just Imagine...
China: *at a world meeting*
China: *having a difficult time with reading the report*
China: Ah.. *puts on a pair of glasses*
Every other nation: China wears glasses?
Leia: That is fucking adorable! Can I buy 4 for $20?
Russia: Nyet. That is all mine~
Leia: .......Okai
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France: All this water and I'm still thirsty for you~..
England: All this Smart Water but you still a stupid lil bitch.
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Can 3p!England be this guy that believes he is Harry Potter so he goes around with these Ron and Hermione puppets and asks people of they wanna buy some magic?
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Sayings by some random nations.
Greece: I WILL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you.
Japan: Kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it.
Prussia: I'm alive but only ironically.
France: I'm sorry, I was thinking about myself, did you want something?
Russia: Imagine what it feels like to have friends. Wow.
Sealand: Um, excuse me. You shouldn't be paying attention to anyone else.
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7 Ways to Get Over Fictional Characters
1. You don't
2. You won't
3. You can't
4. Don't even try
5. You really won't
6. You just can't
7. It's impossible
