Season 9 Chapter 19: Whole Lot of Shaking

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Fade in to the Reds around Andy

Andy: Thirty! Twenty-nine! Twenty-eight!

Donut: Waaaaa! We're all gonna die!

Grif: More importantly, I'm going to die! That's the worst part!

Sarge: Men, remain calm. This is no time to panic.

Andy: Twenty-five! ...Twenty-four. Twenty-three!

Simmons: Sir, the world is shaking apart, the ground is opening up to swallow us, and we're holding a bomb that will wipe us all out before any of that happens.

As if to help make the point, a giant rock falls down behind him

Simmons: I submit to you that if there is a time to panic, this is that time.

Andy: Twenty. Nineteen! Eighteen!

Sarge: You're right Simmons.

Grif: I guess this is it everyone.

Simmons: Does anyone have anything they wanna say?

Donut: I do! Well, gosh, this is such an honour. H-I have so many people to thank. All the little people.

Simmons: Donut, this is not the time for your pre-rehearsed Academy Award speech!

Donut: Well if I don't use it now, when am I going to?

Andy: Ten! Nine!

Tremor

Andy: Eight!

Sarge: Men it's been an honour to serve with you. And I say that using the loosest possible definition of the words 'honour' and 'serve'.

Andy: Six! Five!

Grif: My only regret, is that I don't have more regrets!

Andy: Four, three!

Simmons: Well, if I'm gonna die then I may as well be honest.

Tremor starts

Simmons: I never respected any of you, I thought I was better than all of you this entire time, I think my skills were underappreciated-

Tremor ends

Simmons: -and I wasted my life knowing all of you. In a way, I'm sad to die, but I'm glad knowing that none of you will live either. There, I said it.

Andy: One! Kaboom! ...n-ah, wait, uh- KA- Geuagh, eugh, dammit!

Tremor

Andy: Heungh... Kem... Daboom-ah, heuh.

Donut: The bomb was a dud?

Andy: I s- I s- I swear this never happens to me.

Sarge: So, did you wanna finish your thought there, Simmons?

Everyone looks at him

Simmons: Well, this is awkward.

Andy: Yeah, tell me about it.

Cut to the Blues

Tucker: Okay we're all set!

Caboose: Okay I'm driving.

Tucker: What? Fuck no!

Tex: Come on Church, get in!

Church: I'm not coming.

Tucker: You're not?

Church: Nah, you guys go. Good luck. I don't know how much time we have left and I, think I'd rather spend it some place I like.

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