❀ | 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂 ➳ draco malfoy (text au)

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Main Man Malfoy 🤠🍏🐍
4:12 PM

hello

why are you texting me

we're literally beside each other

bc we're in the library

so?

everyone talks in the library all the time

can u quit being an ass for a bit

i need receipts just in case you back out

back out of what?

you wanna hang out this weekend?

just you and me?

no dumbass 🙃

you, me and professor snape

yes just you and me

ha ha ha you think you're funny
jo kepler huh? 🥱

no i don't 😐

you wanna hang or nah bruv

this offer aint gonna be here forever

5

4

3

JOVANNI KEPLER SHUT UP

LET ME TYPE FOR MERLINS SAKE

2

YES

YES I WANNA HANG

coolbeans 😎

coolbeans?!?!

yeah coolbeans

i get me some draco time 🤩🥰

how nice 😌

yknow youre literally the only person
who says that 😳

why do you even like me so much?

bc youre pretty cool and i kinda
have feelings for you already even tho
youre such a self-absorbed prick
[ message deleted! ]

bc you need friends and im being a saint
here by befriending you

wait what did you type?

i saw you delete a previous message

what?

dunno what youre talking about

drop yer act now before you end up
clowning yourself 🤡

✨saint kepler✨

say that out loud pls

in the same tone you say "saint potter"

no!

pls

for me

jo kepler you are impossible! you know
i would do anything for the love of you
but pls not this and not now
[ message deleted! ]

no!

listen here you lil git

i saw you type a long ass reply then delete it

say saint kepler with the tone now or
else i wont stop bugging you
about that message you deleted

i hate you jo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH

YOU DONE DID IT
DRACO MALFOY

✨saint kepler✨

I LOVE IT 😍

THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE PEAK
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP

no im pretty sure our friendship peaked
when you hurt your arm trying to play
quidditch with me 🤡

okay one (1) that was a low blow mate

two (2) i beg to differ bc THIS was the peak
of our friendship HAHAAHHAAHAHAH

shut up jo 🤦🏼‍♂️

MAKE ME HAHAHAHAAHHAH

youre literally catching everyones attention

oh lol okay

kay then it's official

what is

we're hanging out at
hogsmeade this weekend

yup

any special requests?

gee you know me so well 🥰

my heart is going whoosh
[ message deleted! ]

im flattered
[ message deleted! ]

you gonna reply or am i just gonna
stare at three damn dots

wAIT

i was gonna say yOU LOVE ME SO MUCH

duh
[ message deleted! ]

glad to see you finally noticed after
all these years
[ message deleted! ]

the offer isn't gonna last forever

you want anything or not?

we're having a butterbeer contest

see who can drink the most
butterbeers while we're there

we haven't done that in a while :oo

i say g it 🙃🤩

game on kepler

be prepared to lose so terribly you're
gonna need to call your mama 😌

im pretty sure you'll lose so terribly that
your father would hear about this 🤭

whatever kepler 🙄

i got em receipts malfoy

let's see who wins this weekend

loser has to pay

deal.