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Jungthot 👅
Dude, I just realized studying is not my cup of tea
Yoongied 🖕
You just realized?
Jintiful 💀
I realized it the moment you said 'my anus is a planet'
Jungthot 👅
I still don't understand why not
Hoesuck 💦
Kook, the planet's name is Uranus!
Jungthot 👅
That's what. My anus is called Kook Von Cockinson and that's the planet's name
Namjump 🕴
Imagine Kook Von Cockinson revolving around the sun in space😂
Hoesuck 💦
😂😂😂 OMGGGGGGG
Jimineo ✨
I'm going to ignore what Joon said. Bunny, you don't get to name the planets
Yoongied 🖕
You also don't fucking name your anus
Namjump🕴
And it's Uranus, Kook. Not your anus
Taesty 👄
Well, I name my dick 🤐
Hoesuck 💦
Why?
Jintiful 💀
Now I want to know what you call it
Taesty 👄
Um
Taesty 👄
Well I call my dick Tae Rocket 0.2
Yoongied 🖕
WTF! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU LAUNCHED YOUR ROCKET IN MY ASS?!
Hoesuck 💦
Little kitty, I'm here. Hello
Yoongied 🖕
🤐
Namjump 🕴
Little kitty? 😂
Yoongied 🖕
Yeah? You've got a problem?
Namjump 🕴
No. It's just a funny nick name
Yoongied 🖕
At what point do you think you have an unfunny Nickelodeon name
Namjump 🕴
Hey! Joonie is a nice nick name! And Nickelodeon?!
Yoongied 🖕
Bro, your name almost made it to the 'best jokes of 2020'
Namjump 🕴
No it did not!
Jintiful 💀
Well, 2020 itself is a big joke
Hoesuck 💦
Amen to that
Jungthot 👅
Y'all, I just realized the two oo's in Jungkook means my man tiddies😏
Hoesuck 💦
Ah so that's why Yoongi has two o's
Jintiful 💀
So does Namjoon
Yoongied 🖕
Nah I think the two o's in Jungkook stands for his two brain cells
Jintiful 💀
Well, if so his name should be Jen Jungkk
Hoesuck 💦
Nice one 😂
Taesty 👄
Y'all can't go one day without picking on my boyfriend
Jungthot 👅
Fuck you two
Namjump 🕴
Fuck reminds me, Yoongi and Tae you have a shoot tomorrow
Yoongied 🖕
Oh
Jimineo ✨
Y'all are still working on this?
Taesty 👄
Jimin we've talked about this. As much as we hate it, it's our job
Hoesuck 💦
I understand but can you work on changing
Yoongied 🖕
I thought you support me, Hobi
Hoesuck 💦
I do, kitty. But porn is not taking you to the next level in life. It's just holding you in one place
Jimineo ✨
Hobi is right
Namjump 🕴
I'm not forcing y'all. I can always talk to the company and get you guys out
Taesty 👄
But I'm scared...
Jintiful 💀
It be like that, Tae. But you gotta try
Yoongied 🖕
Even if we give up on porn what are we going to do?
Jungthot 👅
We can start a band!
Yoongied 🖕
Are you kidding me? I can't sing
Hoesuck 💦
But you can rap
Yoongied 🖕
How you know that?
Hoesuck 💦
I share your computer remember?
Taesty 👄
idk....is it even possible? I mean, we will be criticized a lot. For being gay and for our previous job
Yoongied 🖕
Now I want to start a band only to shove it in those homophobic and stupid asses that I finally made it
Jintiful 💀
That's the spirit! Tbh, I'm quitting on teaching too
Namjump 🕴
I'll resign too. With Tae and Yoongi. Is it ok?
Taesty 👄
Yeah. I hada try one day
Yoongied 🖕
Same here
Hoesuck 💦
I'm so proud of you, kitten!
Jimineo ✨
OMG! It's finally happening!
Jungthot 👅
IKR?!
Jintiful 💀
Don't be too happy, Kook. You still gotta finish your college. You've come so close to finals
Jungthot 👅
Oh come on!
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
