Taiyaki, to Dorayaki: Master Attendant took their dog to get their nuts removed today.
Bamboo Rice, on the phone with MA: Can you ask them to weigh Max's nuts?
MA: NO.
Bamboo Rice: Then can you weigh him before the surgery and after so we can know just how much they weighed?
MA: He weighed 6kg this morning.
*later*
MA: He's like 2lbs heavier after the surgery than he was this morning.
Bamboo Rice: The surgeon misunderstood and gave him more nuts instead.
Peking Duck: I worry about you, Bamboo Rice.
Beggar's Chicken: At least someone does.
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Food Fantasy Skits 3
HumorWelcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcano...
